Crossing the river twice for a pub-crawl on the same day is beyond the call of duty.
07.02.2026 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ringbark.uk.bsky.social
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Crossing the river twice for a pub-crawl on the same day is beyond the call of duty.
07.02.2026 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now, that is a different question...
07.02.2026 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty sure that an apology from the printer shouldn't be enough defence, but in these troubled times...you know...
07.02.2026 12:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Much better π
05.02.2026 14:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Keir - also important in hashtags
05.02.2026 13:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fifth anniversary. Anniversary always means years, so "5th year anniversary" is unnecessary (while "6 month anniversary" is stupid).
03.02.2026 19:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was perfectly normal in the early 1960s.
01.02.2026 08:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did that calculation too. He would have had to connect through Amsterdam.
31.01.2026 11:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And Gavin's original Sailing is far, far better than the famous cover by that Scottish guy. Fair enough that he was able to make it a hit in 1975, but when the BBC were looking for a signature theme for their Royal Navy show, the original version would have been a better choice.
31.01.2026 11:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wordle wasn't kind to me this morning.
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To be fair, it may be that OP has only heard it, and never seen it written down. In Australia and New Zealand, the word has a different meaning.
24.01.2026 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The quality of mercy is not strained.
Was going to suggest
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but thought better of it. Fill your boots though.
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I've seen that a bot provides analysis on another account and want to see if it's automatic. My streak was on the edge of a precipice this morning.
It's close to a better known legend about bodily fluid. Except it wasn't a nose. Or a sneeze. But you knew that.
24.01.2026 00:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unfortunately, this is nonsense. Impresario Jonathan King had a dream in which he saw a banner saying "10cc - the best band in the world" and so the new band was named. These days, being named after something in a Jonathan King dream might not be considered as a good thing.
23.01.2026 23:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Here is some Ukraine emergency advice...please like and subscribe!
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One cat two cups
22.01.2026 21:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Something something mootel
22.01.2026 16:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, there's the claim that defection means MPs could be supporting a different set of policies to the ones they were elected to support. But we have already established that there is scarcely any difference between the Tories and Reform.
22.01.2026 10:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think it's pretty obvious that the Govt response will be that historically we have voted for a person, not a party, and that's not going to change.
22.01.2026 10:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mayer Trust lecture tonight is "Do you remember the 1960s?" I should probably have mentioned this sooner. Might do better next month.
21.01.2026 19:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quite so. I found myself away from home where the choices for lunch were basically Greggs or McDonalds. Found out that day that I'm not as Northern as I thought. Allegedly.
21.01.2026 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have noticed that the regular use of "she who must be obeyed" has proved to be an accurate predictor of future divorce.
17.01.2026 23:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've just reposted you. I disabled my own account this week, far too late.
15.01.2026 15:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was at the equivalent show at Wembley. The set by Santana was one of the worst things I ever heard. I think he was a bit cross at being lower down the running order than UB40, who were later booed.
14.01.2026 20:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Years ago, comparing notes with my wife. I had been amazed to see my cousin's 8-track cartridge player. I'd not seen one in ages, never seen one in a house before, just in car stereos. My wife was boggled to see their Betamax player. Pretty sure they are the sort who would have bought a squarial.
14.01.2026 20:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I went to iPlayer to watch it, and wasn't disappointed. A bonus was that it was immediately followed by Frank Cottrell-Boyce who was at college with me!
14.01.2026 18:51 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Right. I've finally done it. Deactivated it. Should have done it sooner. But will always remember the early days. Twestival was some of the best fun I ever had.
13.01.2026 18:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once upon a time, I received a postcard from my mother. The entire message on it was: Dakar is different. We won't be coming here again.
12.01.2026 11:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No internet.
No phones.
No SMS.
No landlines.
This is not censorship.
This is a live crime scene being sealed.
Iran is not "unstable".
Iran is killing in the dark.
Urgent international intervention is required.