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I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die. Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive. Weasel in tepid bath of managed decline

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Latest posts by celestialweasel.bsky.social on Bluesky

I mean, any post Trump administration is going to have to arrest Tim Apple arenโ€™t they.

09.08.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But why though?

09.08.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I refuse to believe that any of this is real. We all died like 10 years ago and this is some sort of simulation. That's the best I've got.

06.08.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

09.08.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7586    ๐Ÿ” 1480    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 182    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104
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BBC among media misreportimg/exaggerating scale of asylum protests

Median protest is a few dozen, below 100.

"Usually Several hundred at a time" is false.
- should say *occasionally*
< 1/10 protests have 200 people

"Sometimes thousands"
I dont think a single 2025 protest had > 2000 people yet

09.08.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 728    ๐Ÿ” 347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53
BBC Yorkshire: Five fall ill with E. coli at beauty spot

BBC Yorkshire: Five fall ill with E. coli at beauty spot

โ€œAre you sure the meat paste sandwiches are fine?โ€ asked Dick, โ€œJoan the housekeeper made them a week agoโ€.
โ€œYouโ€™ll eat them anyway, you tubby bastard,โ€ Anne replied. And she was right, they all ate them.

Excerpt from Five Get the Squirts (Enid Blyton, 1951)

09.08.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a huge underestimation of the social damage done by making so many people move so often. Renting in the UK was the worst I've experienced having also done so in Canada, the US and Germany.

09.08.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So no, this is not "anger at nothing at all".

09.08.2025 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem isn't property-owning, or even landlordism, it's evicting tenants for what look a lot like financial reasons. You can't do that and retain moral authority to serve as the minister charged with combating homelessness. This was not just a financial transaction: she took away someone's home

09.08.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chaz Brenchley - Mars Imperial

www.chazbrenchley.co.uk/mars/index.h...

The Chalet School on Mars!

09.08.2025 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever you think of the people suggesting this sort of thing is not a problem, surely if one knew ones software was embarrassingly shite at producing maps one would simply stop it doing that?

09.08.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lay my body down O Lord, in sweet home Aphadris.

08.08.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Mayor of Wesityshire is a big fan I hear

09.08.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bus stop for LA Metro's 20 in Koreatown is surrounded by trash, furniture and tarp forts.

A bus stop for LA Metro's 20 in Koreatown is surrounded by trash, furniture and tarp forts.

Hi! This is a thread about one of my (way too) many terrifying experiences in LA with crackheads (I use this word because I won't use euphemisms that lump all homeless people together), and my frustrations and hopes for safety on transit in LA. Please keep an open mind and respond constructively.

05.08.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Set a reminder for September 16th. That's when this bitch Sean Duffy and his lawyers have to cook up some insane justification for the CAHSR clawback. Can't wait to read it. Honestly, this will be really funny.

09.08.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Inside Britainโ€™s least-known art collection are works tha... A rarely publicised tax scheme says owners must allow pub...

Interesting and nuanced piece from @Kirsty_Maj0r on works of art which are privately owned but tax exempt on the basis that the public can view them. But not made easy in practice!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jan/28/britains-art-collection-works-tax-owners

29.01.2022 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

During the opioid crisis no less. Man hooked half of Appalachia.

09.08.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that I am casting any aspersions re any author. It just seems to be a bit of a thing

08.08.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You may be able to guess which book I am reading (listening to).

08.08.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is it with late middle aged (ish) men making their young female characters gay / bi?
I have concerns that it is not always purely from a disinterested striving for inclusivity

08.08.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

08.08.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18536    ๐Ÿ” 3853    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 298    ๐Ÿ“Œ 233

Love how the police are just like โ€˜obvs she was an informerโ€™. Like how else could she be so prolific.

08.08.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What's the opposite of clickbait?

08.08.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 229    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
Renaissance - Forever Changing
YouTube video by ephillipblack Renaissance - Forever Changing

More Renaissance nostalgia here
youtu.be/0XD654101NE?...

08.08.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Old Tudor Crisps Advert
YouTube video by marti williams Old Tudor Crisps Advert

This of course is the ultimate Newcastle nostalgia of that era
youtu.be/g2UfzAQ8Pfg?...

08.08.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did actually manage to get through all of the first episode, which is rare for things of that era.
Glynn Edwards is good as the newsagent

08.08.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Paper Lads Series 1 Intro (Theme Tune) - HQ
YouTube video by meganoikz The Paper Lads Series 1 Intro (Theme Tune) - HQ

A lot of it is on YouTube. It is very ITV children's drama. The credits are very evocative, but I recommend you don't watch a whole episode
youtu.be/bh0nbI1BTf4?...

08.08.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Judith Durham   Northern Lights 1997
YouTube video by Denny161853 Judith Durham Northern Lights 1997

The TV theme version is as you would expect different from the album version. I do like both. There is a Judith Durham version I like too - the video someone has done is incorrect as it is not as in the aurora borealis but as in the lights of Northern England youtu.be/E6gsu3Oi7r8?...

08.08.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honey's off, dear

08.08.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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