5 Live is bad, but the non sports stuff is worse than the sports.
08.02.2026 21:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@celestialweasel.bsky.social
I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die Vaporise the BBC Starmer must go Destroy the Labour party Criminalise bike theft
5 Live is bad, but the non sports stuff is worse than the sports.
08.02.2026 21:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I think 5 Live ones are somehow worse than the local ones
08.02.2026 21:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0IF THIS WORKED, SHE WOULDN'T NEED TO SELL THE TECHNIQUES TO YOU
08.02.2026 16:28 โ ๐ 1313 ๐ 229 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 0Well, my funeral suit (other people's funerals) no longer fits. It dates back to 1996ish and has been a bit marginal for a while.
08.02.2026 20:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Where all the mediocrities who have fucked up the country end up
08.02.2026 19:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Social distancing lives on in Durham
08.02.2026 18:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โโฆ and it was fucking terribleโ
08.02.2026 18:16 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1"Full speed ahead to uber-woke, net-zeroist rejoinerism" is the funniest thing a Labour MP has said for some time I'll give it that. It's like a Jordan Peterson quote about Elmo.
08.02.2026 17:42 โ ๐ 479 ๐ 78 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 18And their main complaint against Labour was that we're building cycle lanes! There's something about spending a lot of time in a car that makes you more right-wing I think
08.02.2026 14:27 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0"the valley of the clueless" appropriately
08.02.2026 18:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Good work
08.02.2026 18:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0She is now a crossbench member of the lords apparently
08.02.2026 18:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You mis-spelled Maurice Glasman.
08.02.2026 16:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Right that the prime minister has resigned. His successor, Keir Starmer, has a very difficult inheritance.
08.02.2026 14:33 โ ๐ 957 ๐ 191 ๐ฌ 42 ๐ 12Right, but just to clarify, you did not appoint Peter Mandelson, because you were not Prime Minister.
08.02.2026 14:35 โ ๐ 490 ๐ 95 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 4A sane and competent party would expel him
08.02.2026 16:37 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0mashallah he is gone, to celebrate I've made the piece I wrote last year about arguably the most embarrassing project I've ever worked on free to read: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/so-about-t...
08.02.2026 15:59 โ ๐ 556 ๐ 116 ๐ฌ 34 ๐ 15Not to overanalyse, but this pattern: send out ministers to defend bad decision in the morning media round, walk back bad decision in the afternoon is what ultimately killed Johnson's administration.
08.02.2026 14:40 โ ๐ 77 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0Dominic Cummings currently dusting off his CV and writing a 25,000 word covering letter
08.02.2026 14:54 โ ๐ 244 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 2ChatGPT
08.02.2026 16:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Actually it's a Force Multiplier of a Chief of Staff. Apparently. A sort of Buy One Get One Free. (I daren't ask Grok.)
08.02.2026 16:25 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If you could somehow promise 10 of the 100000 + conurbations "you can have a tram and someone else will pay for it" they would turn it down because of the disruption and the reduced car capacity
08.02.2026 16:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I do have strong views on this - and it is very cheems. I agree that growth is hard and you probably can't get developing country/catch up country growth, but I think we have been entirely too accepting of the idea that growth has bumped around 0 since the GFC and nothing could have been done.
08.02.2026 15:46 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yes, this is the standard Virgin Media experience.
(To cross the streams, this is another element of why the country is just angry.)
I am banking on this for after the crash when I need to work for a couple of years. (I have spent many years with water companies whose problem is "we want a single source of truth, no for God sake not that bit of truth we don't care about that"
08.02.2026 15:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0a scam economy is when you try to have an information economy with no information quality control
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