James Kebinger

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 16678    🔁 4829    💬 94    📌 73

youtu.be/qjN73-gn90Q?...

25.01.2026 05:42 — 👍 153    🔁 30    💬 5    📌 7

Watched @roywoodjr.bsky.social excellent new special a couple nights ago
Me: Roy Wood would be a good porn name
Wife: yeah but the junior ruins it

03.02.2025 13:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter greeting participants at the 2003 habitat for humanity jimmy carter work project in Valdosta, Georgia

Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter greeting participants at the 2003 habitat for humanity jimmy carter work project in Valdosta, Georgia

RIP Jimmy Carter. I participated in the 2003 habitat for humanity jimmy carter work project in Georgia. I saw him, hammer in hand several times. He was apparently one of the hardest workers on the house he worked on, telling people to get back to work so he wasn’t a distraction.

30.12.2024 14:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ask me how much time I've burned through debugging issues with Java virtual threads, google spanner async callbacks and said callbacks just not firing
At this point virtual threads feel like a huge troll

26.11.2024 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wounded!
This spanner error message gave me a good chuckle and wtf

com.google.cloud.spanner.AbortedException: ABORTED: io.grpc.StatusRuntimeException: ABORTED: Transaction was aborted. It was wounded by a higher priority transaction due to conflict on keys with prefix [...]

07.11.2024 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #789,600, James Kebinger ‪@jkebinger.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 30, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #789,600!

23.09.2024 11:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0