Simon 🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦

What a joyous time it will be when #48 orders all that tacky shit stripped off.

Honestly, I'm not much bothered by what her motives might be. If she wants to be a thorn in Trump's flabby side, I'm quite happy, whether it's for Machiavellian or altruistic reasons.

If it's any consolation, I was up at ten past five. Again.

"You having one, Tommy?" "I'm alright on me own."
Great show.

The beauty of apiary is in the eye of the bee holder.

Is there such a thing as a DINO?

Job market weakens as unemployment rate rises to 5% It is the highest rate since 2021, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS).

Well that's odd. I thought we were told immigrants were taking all the jobs, which we'd immediately get back once we left the EU. It's almost as if they were, I don't know, lying.

BBC News - Job market weakens as unemployment rate rises to 5% - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I wish I could claim to be that witty 🙂

Ohhh, okay. That makes much more sense! I wasn't nitpicking, by the way, and it definitely wasn't too ridiculous that it couldn't have been true, knowing what local government is like! 😁

I know this is a bit beside the point, but why wouldn't Bakewell Urban District Council be located in Bakewell?? It's not even that close to Ashbourne!

Good luck with the edit 🙂

It was a noble effort but doomed to fail.

When it happens (an event to be prayed for daily), it will be an even bigger Kennedy moment than the Kennedy Assassination itself.

I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her, even when she's saying things that happen to be true. But to the extent that this might damage Trump and his coterie of incompetent sycophants, I'm all for it.

A depressing number of them *will* believe him, though. That's the nature of a cult. They would believe 2+2=5 if the Party told them. Orwellian Doublethink is alive and well in MAGAland.

What has happened to Marjorie Three-Toes? It's a most distressing feeling to be in agreement with her.

One of two men freed in error from Wandsworth prison hands himself in - live updates William

Off you fuck, then.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj...
David Lammy says he "was not equipped with all the details" when questioned on prisoner release - live updates - BBC News

Why do Labour insist on being on the wrong side of history almost without exception?

A classic.

Same.

Good news is thin on the ground at the moment, and of course one swallow doesn't make a summer, but this is a Good Day.

I thought bishops had sees, not seas 🙂

Unhinged orange psychopath rants in five, four, three...
#mamdani 🥳

They'd be climbing all over each other to deny it if it weren't true, so we can assume that it is.

Why is nobody pulling him up on this constant "I don't know anything about it" response every time he doesn't want to answer? He's either the most deceitful or the most incompetent speaker ever. (Of course I don't rule out the possibility of him being both.)

And then Christmas, God help us!

Obama: "The weird videos of a US president with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet & dumping poop on American citizens - that's not even worth booing about. Because all of that is a distraction from the fact that your situation, your life has not gotten better. They do it so you won't notice"

I was trying to work out if this was AI, until I saw the coffin. But the fact that I even had to stop and wonder says as much as the image itself. The mere possibility that it *could* have been real is the point.

He's genuinely flipped his lid, hasn't he? How can being "100% anti-Trump" be illegal? Although, having just said that, I can certainly imagine scenarios in which it *does* become illegal. Certainly if Kim Jong Trump stays in the WH for very much longer.