🥀𝓃𝑜𝑒𝓎

Only wore it once. I fell to my knees 😫

I’m going to become the Joker meme.

My new shirt came out of the dryer with a hole in it. 😐

DMs open for nicole kidman only

episode 090

Post a song from the year you turned 12.

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue [Official Music Video] [HD UPGRADE] youtu.be/mzJj5-lubeM?...

if bluesky dies i’m not moving to another platform i’ll just scream all of my posts into the void

(evil laughter continues) salem the cat from sabrina the teenage witch stirs a brew in a cauldron and laughs

me for the entire month of october

Welcome to the new followers, feel free to sign my Guestbook

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate

I don't want to offend anyone or get too outlandishly histrionic or anything, but I honesty believe the current US administration & its adherents are a bunch of malevolent scumbags whose instantaneous disappearance from the face of the earth would be a boon to all living things.

“Sweater weather” is year-round for me because I have low iron. 🤓

Oh hell yes! She’s done it again! 🤩💛

a cartoon of snow white sleeping in a bed with her eyes closed ALT: a cartoon of snow white sleeping in a bed with her eyes closed

How I sleep at night knowing I said what I said and I would say it again:

Good people get tired of being good to ungrateful people.

Harley Quinn in Stańczyk by Jan Matejko.

"We've been forced into a 'free speech zone.' Its very existence implies that everywhere else is a non-free speech zone, that there are places where our First Amendment rights do not apply."

I love Nermal so much 🥹🩶

episode 061

Staring lovingly at my rock collection 🪨 #chills

scene outside my window:

tamales guy: "TAMALES!" "TAMALES!"

grouchy lady downstairs: "shut the fuck up!"

tamatles guy: "TAAAAAMAALLEEEESSSSS!!!!!"

An adorable raccoon.

🙏❤️

Jane Goodall has passed away at the age of 91.

Same 😮‍💨

Visibly disappointed at the cat cafe because I thought the employees would be cats

Does anyone know how to relax

C’mon, do a dollop of Daisy. Or are you gonna be a little bitch?!