olive 🫒

Any time I see more than a dozen people on the platform at the station all looking at their phones, it’s a 99.999% chance I’m gonna be late for work

how do people decide to have kids when I can’t even decide whether or not to adopt a cat 🙃

La robe ensanglantée de Joseph apportée à Jacob, by François-Joseph Heim, 1817, 📸 by Miguel Medina

I am once again begging people on public transport to invest in deoDORANT 🫠

I miss the sense of community but it’s baaaaad

Jota 😞 this feels surreal

😮‍💨 you’re kidding me…

What will come first?

1 - The end of Tom Sermanni‘s interim appointment

OR

2 - The end of that mad subway ad?

Arne chanting Jurgen Klopp in from of the crowd I’m 🥹🥹🥹

LEAGUE CHAMPIONS LFGGGGG

Yesss I’ve made the move east! If you’re free sometime let’s catch up!? 🥹

great game, great score, great sky 🥰

A soccer pitch with Adelaide United women and Western United women playing

baby’s first game in the new city 🥹 #AUFC

tillies v Argentina tix secured. see yall in May! 🫡

Adl sun may have roasted me like a little supermarket chook but I’m still proud of the girls #ADLvMCY

why does Bayern Munich’s manager sound like a NPC

There’s nothing that fills me with more unbridled rage than getting catcalled first thing in the morning 🤬🤬🤬

GG Brazil 🥲 #AUSvBRA

I’m begging them to stop showing that godawful subway ad that haunted my dreams during the world up

🥹💕

that set up was just *chefs kiss* #AUSvBRA

HAYLEYYYYYYYYY

👀👀👀

Olive and her partner crouching down to take a photo with a Toad mascot in Universal Studios Japan’s Super Nintendo World

I don’t think any other photo we got in Japan will top this one we took with Toad. so silly on so many levels

JURGEN KLOPP IN ADELAIDE??? IN MY MALL????? IS THIS A DREAM??????????

put us out of our misery pls 🫠 #AUSvBRA

me when a Brazilian player sits down in the grass for the 843356th time this game #AUSvBRA

I will personally start fighting these refs #AUSvBRA

I can’t wait until we get new neighbours that don’t let themselves into our gated front area to throw trash into our bins 🙃

salt sprinkle always means it’s gonna be good 🙂‍↕️