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gonna try and get into kalecki and not living in a hell hole idk

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(obvs pedos deserve competent and fair legal defense I just love the dichotomy)

23.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

al pacino as a lawyer was depicted as the literal Devil, and even he tried to get Keanu out of excusing child sexual abuse

23.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

kinda hard to think the US wasn't at least in part designed around elite, white male impunity lol, given all the uh, well, impunity. like, the confederates started a splinter slave state and a civil war and just, got to rejoin the union lol. at a certain point consistent outputs are not glitches lol

23.02.2026 08:24 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

truuuuuuuuuuuuuu

23.02.2026 08:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Give em shit all you want even lawyers bear their occupational criticism with more grace

23.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon smiley face with the word funniicons in the corner Alt: a deviously smiling emoji rubbing his hands together goes through a diagonally trifurcated wipe transition back and forth between a zoomed and unzoomed image
23.02.2026 07:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

these SV assholes only know how to scam investors in order to rentseek

23.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

it ain't none of my business but thosr r/hapa fellas are also going through it bad

23.02.2026 05:39 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I be saying "shit my bad" to inanimate objects I run into

23.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thought-terminating ideological framework

23.02.2026 05:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

going full right wing really does rob you of any swag you ever had, its crazy

23.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what does normal mean in this context, in sync with others of the same mind lol? normal is not the first word that comes to my mind re: drew lmfao

23.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

imagining david klion intervening on my behalf and thinking that will help me before promptly turning into a corncob

23.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh yeah for sure. elon is a straight up fabulist, but zuckerberg has plenty of his own incentives to lie

23.02.2026 04:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wouldnt trust zuckerbergs numbers either, they shove thread posts into instagram and still count that as a "unique viewer"

23.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

tim hortons is ass now bc mcdonalds bought it. its all our fuckin fault man we fuckin suck

23.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

god rwers are so fucking stupid

23.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i know conniving when i see it

23.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it both enables a lot of bad in group stuff but is also a giant normie draw. its how i got a lot of my college friends a lot more involved in the online politics sphere, bc it allowed a blending of shitposting and important stuff.

23.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even Democratic elected officials don't get this. When you rib your best friend, it’s understood as good natured harmless fun. When you mock someone after a year of constant very much not good natured attacks, it’s understandably interpreted as another deadly serious attack.

23.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 474    🔁 77    💬 3    📌 2

"these days" lol? y'all really do have the patience of saints

23.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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On Joy and Resistance | dansinker.com

dansinker.com/posts/2026-0... by @dansinker.com is what got me on this soapbox

23.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fascism is the anti-humanist ideology, it denies the very foundations of what makes us people, and the meaning inherent to being alive. its so easy to be against this, you just have to choose to love your fellow human beings.

23.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward."
being kind, enjoying what you can, and caring for everyone you might meet are the most diametrically opposed to these evil bastards any action could possibly be.

23.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

cannot imagine my posting format getting cucked by some billionaire too lame to get a first contact invite to the pedophile island

23.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

☝️ this guy doesn't build scout first in civ 6 (I don't either)

23.02.2026 03:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Muscle and blood and skin and bone
A mind that's weak and a back like stone

23.02.2026 03:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
23.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

this guy even tips!

23.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think if he could turn it on and off we wouldn't be hearing about him so much

23.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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