Patrick Avenell

when does the Bazball start?

but imagine if she covered west end girls

AI might be destroying humanity but at least it's confident

you look like you're running for office

the Coldplaycam CEO and the tennis hat CEO should start a podcast

YouTube video by gumbajen Triple X - X-Files Theme

God level is when the video is from the old top 50 countdown and it has the chart position, viz youtu.be/k5gEMKiCvMk?...

My wife was shocked and amazed to learn Prince wrote Manic Monday. And then I told her about when the Academy made up an Oscar to give him

Oh no Trump lied to us! I didn't know he was allowed to do that

Most weeks ARIA Top 50

164 Someone You Loved
159 Heat Waves
156 Dreams* (#33), Mr Brightside* (#46)
139 Blinding Lights, Something in the Orange (#39), Riptide
136 Save Your Tears
119 Levitating
103 Cold Heart
100 Dance Monkey

*both tracks have only appeared in 156 published ARIA charts

The ARIA Charts will enter a new era in September when the long haulers are booted off to On Replay. That means the most weeks on the chart records will never be broken again! With 10 (max) chart appearances left on offer, here is how it stands...

I would have to say my fave Beach Boys albums was The Best of the Beach Boys.

Spiderwebs

Holler back boy Zelensky told his generals “don’t speak” about a secret drone attack on Putin’s tragic kingdom. But there’s no doubt Russia felt it hella good.

by Maureen Dowd

Ridiculous take. She is excellent at writing books (plotting, characters, story development), which explains her popularity, despite how kooky her philosophy is.

Simply extraordinary how many loons in the Australian comment section call it the Labour Party. And you just know they all think they're total brainiacs

Blue sky thinking from Brett

Here's my review of election coverage:

Seven: Surprisingly competent and funny
Nine: Hopeless
ABC: Didn't have a functioning map
Sky News: Unintentionally hilarious

My wife is at school camp. She won't be enjoying the bad food, pouring rain, freezing cold, missing new Survivor and stuck in a tent without her beloved Paddy. I should add my wife is a teacher.

Vale Kilmer! he was a real one

Adolescence comprises one excellence episode, one good episode, one poor episode and one dreadful episode, all shot using an unneccesary gimmick. In a world of gourmet cheeseburgers it is a sausage mcmuffin.

He is especially bad at it, considering anyone who this ad appeals to would already be voting fringe right without having to spend any money to reach them.

does make me feel better about accidentally texting my sister instead of my wife (my sister and wife have the same name)

First they came for the vegans... and I pointed them because they are annoying

Has any team made a quintuple substitution yet? or even a sextuple in extra time? I feel as tho these are achievements managers of midtable teams with nothing to play for should target

I've lived in Subway my whole life and I've only just learnt the Socceroos are playing a World Cup qualifier tonight. Maybe one day they'll get a marketing firm to promote these matches instead of ASIO.

it's measles, what are you gonna do?

I would prefer to see Sebastian Stan, Jeremy Strong, Karla Sofia Gascon and Felicity Jones win the acting awards but it ain't gonna happen.

My single fave performance from the year was Elle Fanning in A Complete Unknown and she wasn't even nominated!

Predix

Best Film: Anora
Best Director: Brady Corbet (it rhymes with sorbet)
Best Actor: Timothee Chalamet
Best Actress: Mikey Madison
Best Supporting Actor: Kieran Culkin
Best Supporting Actress: Zoe Saldana

Ranking of Best Picture noms:

1. A Complete Unknown
2. Anora
3. The Brutalist
4. I'm Still Here
5. The Substance
6. Emilia Perez
7. Dune Part 2
8. Conclave
9. Wicked
10. Nickel Boys

I'm pleased to report I finished watching the noms with an hour to spare! Stand-by for some Oscar rankings and predix!

preach my brother