Consume Prilosec

@baby indeed.

White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President

White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/

St Louis has like four times the violent crime rate but sure number 72 violent crime city is a top priority.

Are these black women in the room with us right now?

The answer is yes.

I said what I said.

Totally normal and not unhinged in any way.

Fox News screenshot and it looks like Michael rappaport in a face covering and hat none of us would own and it says former antifa member speaks out

You guys

"ARGH THIS IS VERY BAD! YOU'RE DOING A BAD THING USA, but it also won't affect us really. I don't even care."

Law firms file indictments?

Trump: we will do project 2025
Harris: he will do project 2025
Public: oh that’s bad
Trump: I’m not gonna do it have never heard of it
Harris: he’s still gonna do it
Media: no one can predict the future 77 pinocchios

You're a connoisseur of fine memes sir.

R/NotTheOnion

Fuckin' earbuds. How do they work?

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down.

All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown.

So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!

It's night and day how different he is now. He definitely has way less energy.

Baby broke their arm because of the chiropractor?
Also Chiropractor.

Baby broke their arm?
Chiropractor.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

The longer you watch it, the worse it gets. The Old Noby shirt, WallMart, Lobsters clipping through the tank, roll of stickers turning into one sticker, 2002 is everywhere, cookie appearing out of nowhere, cup turning into a cookie, child clipping through a cart, one of SpongeBob's legs is longer

THROW or RUN or GOOD EYE

C'MON BLUE

The longer you look at this, the worse it gets.

Yeah I remember going to Walmart in my flaming Old Noby shirt that I changed into a blank red shirt and getting punch and cookies while waiting for the new Xbox to put on layaway while constantly changing what I'm wearing in the store. Also goldfish and lobsters.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (SMBC) comic "Fun fact: Geeks have their own form of Superbowl once a year in February." Geek #1: "I know the least about football!" Geek #2: "No I know the least about football!"

Reminds me of this comic:

if you label me antifa youre double gay

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.