Jayne Nelson

There was a place in Bath that would make a milkshake out of anything. I had an Iced Gems milkshake. Four sips of utter bliss, then instant nausea.

As a chinchilla-owner myself, I can say that of COURSE the chin was the only one to ignore the treat. Contrary bastards, the lot of them

I was so uncomfortable watching her in this bikini that I ended up turning the whole damn film off. I'm not even joking. Interesting that it wasn't just me!

Important: there is a pub in Holborn where a cat wears a ruff. His name is The General

It Follows (2014)

Keep thinking about this bit from @garbageday.email. "The American right wing finally gets to be the victims they’ve always seen themselves as."

I dunno, I always assumed that slow-mo gif of him with a beard was Grizzly Adams and the fact it isn't Grizzly Adams seems pretty controversial to me

That is VERY cute! 🥰

Look forward to your Reform Government: I'm sure they all pay their stamp duty xoxox

Having lived by the River Thames for the past two decades, I sometimes forget how GORGEOUS a vast expanse of sea can be. The view from Meadfoot Beach ❤️

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To be fair, lots of places are having to do this now due to new legislation - I got scanned for Bluesky just a few days ago! But Spotify are evil anyway, so I approve of your cancellation.

Probably best not to listen to Sweet Caroline

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

I would happily watch Mahershala Ali killing vampires in a freakin' bathrobe, what is the problem here?!

Me: Time for sleepy My garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

Bedtime

Well spotted!!!

Prop beer tap in the Rovers Return, the pub in long running British soap opera Coronation Street. The text on the logo says "Pudi Glover".

Nobody expects a Community reference in Coronation Street.
Troy and Abed in the Rovers! 🎶
#Community #CoronationStreet

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

The first time I saw a beret I genuinely laughed out loud! Delightful!

In films, people saying 'What is this place?' is worse for breaking the suspension of disbelief than a Wilhelm Scream.

Omg YES 😱

Well, at least it's a change from being totally cool with schoolkids being shot. 🤷‍♀️

Mr Charlie Chaplin spontaneously wrapped himself up like a nun tonight to pay his respects to His Holiness. 😔

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

(watching 24 for the first time) damn, this guy looks rough for 24

If Europe is so pathetic how come our cheese fucken slaps