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twitch drops are the dumbest fuckin' thing ever

bsky.app/profile/coil...

i will not be breaking that record today...

the laundry was moved over.

ngl, i paused before posting and i wanted to say 3 to somehow soften how much of a terrible embarrassment of an adult i am, but let's be honest... 3 is really not much better than 4.

what is your record for washing the same load of laundry multiple times because you keep forgetting to move it over to the dryer?

i am up to 4 now.

i want to go back to sleep but am too awake for that.

fuck.

this is a great pic!

everyday it becomes more difficult to be optimistic about anything

YouTube video by Landon Proctor Video explains the world's most important 6-sec drum loop

if you've got 18 minutes, learn about the amen break.

youtu.be/5SaFTm2bcac

Personally I think it would be a perfectly reasonable part of a sensible long-term lunar plan coming from an agency that was focused and functional and that had good leadership and stable funding.

this is why we have the internet.

whoever decided we should spell it:

rhythm

had zero concept of it

mornings are the fuckin' worst...

already passed.

i did say fleeting...

carabiners are pretty cheap

that fleeting moment when you catch up on both laundry and dishes...

A small grey bird with yellow face sitting on floor in the sun with eyes closed There is a small red tambourine in front of him and a broom barely visible behind him to the left of the picture

Charlie happily sunbathing #parrotsky

don't be a cunt about it. just take the L and pay attention next time.

especially after i point at it

if you're too busy chatting in line to miss that a kiosk opens up, you just lost your spot bud. them's the fuckin' the rules...

him and Happy Time Harry with his action bills...

carl is always annoyed. i identify more with carl every passing day.

so... a lot?

stop calling it "Alligator Alcatraz". that softens the blow of what it actually is...

a fucking concentration camp.

not sure if everyone was aware buuuuuut

this was just played...
on the radio...
in the '90s...

they really were the salad days.

i'll get a marg when you come visit.

bruh, you aren't about to eat pepperoni.

kinda want some pizza.

i have no doubt the people with the capability to pull it off exist. i just think they are nowhere near the institutions to do so.

y'all think we could pull off an apollo 13-style rescue these days?