marafish

oof. my sympathies.

and the people ride in a hole in the ground

this fucking government took down the webpage containing all the CODIS statistics.

why must you deprive him of chimckens

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they know two words .. hey macarena!

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nothing stopping you, except the contents of your pantry.

did you ever cover flutie flakes?

legit.also it was like 7:30am and my joke filters are a little wonky at that hour.

I waffled on saying this, wondering if someone would take the worst-faith reading that I was comparing Chinese speakers to cats or something.

why not?

we chaos muppets usually just need some peanut butter ok

I see what you did there

oh, that is a disapproval

a capybara with a lemon on its head is swimming in a pool of yellow balls Alt: a capybara with a yellow citrus fruit on its head is swimming in a pool dotted with more of the same fruit. only its head is visible above the water. the camera pans out and the capybara looks directly at the viewer and flares its nostrils.

"sparkly flashing animated capybaras" is my new band name.

top 3 local attractions

lovely snow we've got here today.

which means 2 until pesach (aaaaaaa)

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

relevant to many of yalls interests.

I'll average my 5F with your 82F and then i would be happy at 43.5 and you'd be freezing?

e, g

and they're a lovely blue colour

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these are grate.

I can neither confirm nor deny my presence in this (or any other) conversation

I plead the fifth

or you're me (the expert witness) on cross exam trying not to get painted into a single corner that will come back to bite me later.

what do you mean ROFL isn't a word, spelling bee?

woohoo!