Lou Conlon

Flipped Off
The MAGAt collapse has begun
The Pedophiles are on the run
Trump surrendered at last
And the Bill has been passed
By 427 to 1.

Doing the Hand Job Hula.

Public Enemy
They're pursuing the worst of the worst But they raided the Nursery School first
They're attacking like beasts
Gassing Pastors and Priests
With the Hatred that Donald Trump nursed.

Next
If your skin is a Black or Brown Hue There's a heap of abuse coming due
But don't think you're all right
If your color is White
Rest assured they'll be coming for you.

Megyn Kelly is 54. When she was 14 she had braces on her teeth. She’s forgotten what it was like.

Indecent Exposure
They released Jeffrey Epstein's emails
Disclosing the sordid details
Of a Pedophile Ring
And the Shame it will bring
While each vestige of Decency Fails.

218
She won in the Special Election
Completing Mike Johnson's dejection
Now she's sworn in at last
And the Die Has Been Cast
To produce Epstein's File for Inspection.

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

Ticket Fix
In the Year 2020 that Fall
Trump formed an Election Cabal
Donald Trump and his Mates
Forged Electoral Slates
Now Donald has pardoned Them All.

We have the money, knowledge and ability to provide food, shelter, daycare, education and healthcare to every US citizen.

If we get ever get back in control, the Dems better head that way, hard. Hard.

Cruel Gruel
Affordable Healthcare was sold
For a stale Mess of Pottage we're told
Weeks of fasting and pain
Were just suffered in vain
When 10 Democrats voted to Fold.

Here...they are:

1. Catherine Cortez Masto (D–Nevada)
2. Jacky Rosen (D–Nevada)
3. John Fetterman (D–Pennsylvania)
4. Dick Durbin (D–Illinois)
5. Tim Kaine (D–Virginia)
6. Maggie Hassan (D–New Hampshire)
7. Jeanne Shaheen (D–New Hampshire)
8. Angus King (I–Maine, caucuses with Democrats)

Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen

Primary every corporate democrat for killing the ACA

Bernie Sanders: "What this Senate is about to do is make a horrific situation even worse. So let's be clear what this vote is about. If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are gonna see at least a doubling in their premiums in the ACA."

NO FOOD FOR YOU: The Trump administration tells states to “immediately undo any steps taken to issue full SNAP benefits for November 2025"

Yale Schlock
JD Vance didn't earn the JD
His Ignorance is plain to see
JD Vance couldn't best
A Sixth Grade Civics Test
That the Government's Branches are Three.

Relish the Thought
They heard the armed thug testify
To receiving Fast Food on the fly
But it didn't take long
To dismiss the Footlong
And acquit the DC Sandwich Guy.

Blue Wave
Trump's strength is a vanishing Fable
A Loser who's Dumb and Unstable
And on this Tuesday night
He is trembling with Fright
The Democrats just ran the Table.

Don't worry, it'll get much, *much* worse

We're only in the top of the second inning of the collapse of the United States

Just remember that some things are unforgivable, and that includes voting for Donald Trump after all knew he was a felon, rapist, con man, pathological liar and insurrectionist

Cross Purposes
Donald Trump now pretends to be Pious While slipping the Epstein Files by us
A Nigerian War
Is Trump's substitute for
The Accounting he wants to deny us.

Way back in 2019, Trump wanted to prevent anyone from following the money when it came to Epstein.

Trick Bag
Dressed up little kids on my street
Expecting to get sweets to eat
Are receiving alas
Pepper Balls and Tear Gas
As Kristi Noem shouts TRICK OR TREAT !

Higgins represents the 3rd District of LA, and a large number of his constituents will be hungry and hopeless.

There was a king named Ozymandias
Whose visage was once Marlon Brandious
Now his statuesque legs
Were but truncated pegs
With nothing beyond his sad sandy ass

Hunger Games
This weekend SNAP Benefits end
On which Red State Voters depend
Once their Food Stamps are void
Rural stores are destroyed
For those folks don't have money to spend.

Numbers Racket
Trump says that it's hard to conceive
20 Trillion we're set to receive
In a torrent of lies
To our Asian Allies
In his shameless attempt to deceive.

Chicken a la King
With each tantrum Trump's having his way
His Henchmen have come here to stay
All the Guardrails are down
So he's wearing a Crown
While Republicans go MIA.

Pentagon Accepts $130 Million Donation to Help Pay Troops During Shutdown

If That’s a donation, it goes to the treasury and only congress can decide how to spend it. No such (lawful) thing as private payment of government obligation.

Pentagon Accepts $130 Million Donation to Help Pay Troops During Shutdown www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

Broadcast News
Trump's Coup is a fait accompli
Don't worry there's nothing to see
Things could not be that bad
So don't bug Mom and Dad
While they're watching sports on TV.