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Here is some bullshit I hope you won't understand and here's a bunch of canned phrases my intern wrote. Oh and sorry if you lost your job or something cause of what I did but it totally wasn't my fault. Thanks for your support.

🤷‍♀️😝Dear constituent (several months after the fact.) A bunch of stuff that I voted for was passed, passively without correlation, an act of God if you will.

It's to the point I almost wish representatives wouldn't even respond to letters or phone calls cause it just pisses me off more.

wow i love coffee

So kind of them to give us 4th of July off so we can mourn in peace 🇺🇸

This is how it’s done!

FRIDAY: South Park, San Diego, neighbors weren’t having it. When ICE rolled up on an Italian restaurant in unmarked cars and started grabbing workers, the community hit the streets.
(Sound up)

Kitten allocation has struck!

is it weird to like the taste of 9 volt batteries

My cat always attacks my dirty clothes. She either loves me or she hates me.

> bennett @ImagineAGuy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

✨️ Oh. You've encountered the mystical moon-eyed cat. ✨️

What will you do:

a. run swiftly away. Those eyes have seen horrors, & I won't be next.

b. try to strike a bargain. She seems to know the secrets of the world.

c. psp psp psp. Maybe I can pet her tummy. It's said to bring good fortune.

Weird 🤔

Damn alright rules are rules! Oh hey I forgot mine can I borrow yours?

My window is open and I have a megaphone in view, temptations is high, what should I broadcast out to the streets?

Folks pleaseee double check before receiving a vaccine that it's the right one, especially if you have any allergies, etc. Especially at CVS because they have a poor track record.

I was at CVS for a COVID shot and they gave me the wrong brand -- luckily it's nothing catastrophic for me, but yikes!

What are you referring to?

go ahead. make those sloppy joe nachos. sloppy nachjoes, if you will. it's the future and we've enabled free will.

How can I help? Here's some actions that aren't protesting or voting. ✨❤️

drive.google.com/file/d/1WCj7...

🚨 We are mobilizing for a NEW national day of protest— March 4th Against Monarchy!

Find organizing resources and more at linktr.ee/fiftyfiftyon....

@polrev.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social #NoKings #50501movement #FiftyFiftyOne

What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!

True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow.

The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?"

When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.

Here are some nice mushrooms 💋

A cartoon frog wearing a straw hat and overalls stands in a field of tall grass, holding a shovel. The frog is speaking to an audience through a speech bubble that reads “Compost the Oligarchy.”

Black and white photo of a stout middle aged woman with dark hair standing outside on a scrubby dead lawn. She is leaning forward and holding the forepaws of a shorthaired tabby cat so that it is “dancing” with her on its hind legs. She seems to be smiling at the cat and maybe talking to it.

Tiny dancer! Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

Thanks it really clicked for me one day! It truly is like a 100% literal description for me.

Best way I can describe ADHD is it's like your soul is itchy

My cat is hanging out in the bathtub. This feels like a secret message or perhaps an omen.

Fun fact, did you know cassowary eggs are lime green?