Kevin Martin Murphy

I wonder what my old friend the Chicken Man is up to these days. Does he still live in Philly? I hope he’s doing okay. Now to relax and listen to this new Bruce Springsteen album

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Directing this show and opening tomorrow night! #London #theatre see you there!!

The first State of Play I've watched in about 5 years.

A hunter must cope

Conclave snub is mind blowing.

Just look at this shot!!

Disappointed with some Oscar picks but this and The Substance being in the conversation is absolutely huge for horror movies.

Horror has been leading the pack creatively for the last decade and we're finally seeing some huge recognition on the biggest stage in the world

(Kneecap was snubbed btw)

"they rigged the election that I’ll be your president representing you there" "they rigged the election and now I'm going to be your president" - Donald Trump

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

losing US support (without a similar backer ready to step in) would be utterly fatal to israel, which is why it always does exactly what the US says the moment it insists. biden could have insisted on a ceasefire at any point, but never did

My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

Sonic the Hedgehog 3:
The Shadow of Water

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

It would have been so crazy if JFK dodged the bullet at the last moment thus activating Witch Time and allowing for a powerful combo counterattack. But unfortunately that was not possible back then

A lot of things suck in this lifetime, but I remember when the thought of this was incomprehensible. This is beautiful.

Whatever happens between the new Syria and Israel, keep in mind that Israel attacked first.

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park

The dirty little open secret to writing is that no one will ever know, nor care, how many drafts of a thing were written - people will only ever care about the crafted thing, and will, despite all knowledge to the contrary, assume it came out fully formed that way. No one thinks about shit drafts.

"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.

Genuinely one of the funniest movies ever made.

youtu.be/Nt3pm0VJDXg?...

“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales

Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.

Netflix (2018): Thanks to stock value and a head start on streaming, we have more money than anyone to finance the white whale projects of Martin Scorsese and Orson Welles, where box office receipts won't matter, only the art.

Netflix (2024): Wanna watch a YouTuber fight an old man?

a woman with white paint on her face and the word hi on her chest ALT: a woman with white paint on her face and the word hi on her chest

The Twitter stand creating Blue sky accounts this week 😬🥺

Wow you INSTANTLY realise how toxic Twitter is the minute you step on here and you're algorithm is in the infancy stage

"I LOVE BOOKS! HERE'S A BIG LIST OF GAMES I LOVE FOR THE ALGORITHM PULL 😘🫶"