duckily 🇵🇸

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

I was trying to do some research in prep for Nolan's Odyssey next year, but this profile of Ulysses was just 700 pages about the sublime agony of being, the inherent fallibility of perception, and the tyranny of the British.

Also my epub seems to be corrupted, a lot of punctuation is missing.

Felicia from Darkstalkers balancing on a large yarn ball while dressed as a clown

Felicia as the Joker card from Balatro

Clown Felicia commissions for Borrego !

#clownweek2025 #AtroxArt

jason voortheys voice: ...

(jason doesn't talk but if they did they would say "actually it's jason voortheys now" and then kill you)

In Donkey Kong Bananza, Fractones can be modified by throwing chunks of dirt at them. With enough patience, so much material can be heaped on them that they reach their maximum size, a giant cube. After the cube form has been attained, no further material will adhere to them.

guhh

jc denton, talking exactly the same way he always does: wow. your pussy is so tight. i'm about to cum. tell me what you know about the nsf.

𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢 Untitled, 1968
Acrylic on paper laid down on panel
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko/Artists Rights Society (ARS)

𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚔𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚡 𝚍𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘

Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

SPONGEBRAIN

chipp zanuff from guilty gear strive doing the sol jD pose but instead of a sword he’s holding his secretary answer by his tie. answer is still on his phone

jD
#chippzanuff #chippkingdom #answerbase #guiltygear

my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins

about 14 dudes in an alien rail car

movin

I FOUND IT on my backup drive

whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao

I think this is my favorite panel of superman ever

“I’ll kill Mario, I’ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles, rip them to pieces, and stab him with those. It’s gonna be bloody.” - Bob Odenkirk in an interview with IGN at #SDCC.

To watch our full interview: bit.ly/45n11do

Two screens from the Simpsons showing marge and homer sitting on a plane with homer looking angry. Text of the first image says "come on, homer. Japan will be fun. You liked rashoman" text of the second image says "that's not how I remember it"

ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN | Two Player Mode Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWqB...

July 30 - Duo Expeditions will be added in patch 1.02 of ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN (along with quality-of-life UI improvements, including more Relics filtering options)

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell […]

“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...

Some Final Fantasy Tactics Advance dudes shredding in a skate park.

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

Beautiful Ass Compression Hell

Vice president JD Vance was tragically telefragged during an official state visit to a Quake deathmatch map

rob @OkButStill Jordan Peterson: When a ghost says, "boo!" it is BEYOND alarming, obviously. But the word "boo" not only frightens, it is a condemnation. Joe Rogan: The ghost is scaring you, but he's also, like booing you. Peterson (tearing up): Well there you have it. That's exactly correct.

jc denton: trader joe's potstickers. one of the finest foods you can have.

jc: [heating up a pan of oil]

jc:

[AMBIENT GUNFIRE]

jc:

[AMBIENT GUNFIRE]

jc:

[AMBIENT GUNFIRE]

jc: they take almost no time at all to make, too.

Beat the Game Upside-Down