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The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

This is my Gonzo.

Almost makes me believe in a god.

And El Conte

Did I miss the vampires in that?

Vampires Kiss
Near Dark
Let The Right One In

I own these and they are 100% not rust-proof.

I don’t think anything that will kill my dog is harmless.

Today:procrastination
Tomorrow:shop for pants?

I think my favorite thing about Australia is that each bird here has its own unique beautiful bird song that sounds like a human or many humans crying out in the most terrifying and distressing way you have ever heard

Werner Herzog: Something as organic as a cheesecake is too feeble for the American mind, to even enjoy it as a concept they must remove its reality, let you know it was conceived in industrial horrors

Waitress:...Okay

WH: The cheeseburger spring rolls sound like a delightful abomination. Thank you

The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals

I yelled WHAT in my living room

barred from interstate fucking travel. anyone with a uterus is a second class citizen in potentia

Cast Away
Wilson the Volleyball

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

i wouldn't be surprised if it's cheaper to hire a hitman than to pay an uninsured medical bill in the united states

That was cute, now do the church.

morpheus from the matrix

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Me: If I had a pet electric fish, I'd call it Shock Eel O Neill

Stuffing, it’s bread and I love bread

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