Nigel Farage, whose party recently put a teenager with zero work experience of any kind, in charge of running an entire county, is currently giving a speech railing against "unqualified" politicians being put in charge of Government departments

Stop. Policing. Poppies. That's. Not. What. Remembrance. Is. About.

Where have all these tall players been hiding

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Totally Saintsy goal

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ROBINSONNNN!!!!!

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Saw an article about someone "redefining what it means to be a pop-star." And just all the comments from people being like "who?" "never heard of her?" and it's just folks, we're in our 40s, just accept we won't know a lot of these people and that doesn't mean "music is dead." We're just old...

A total and utter hero

Cartoon of two horses standing in a field. A man is smiling to himself as he walks away from them. One horse says to the other "What did he say?" and the other replies "No idea". Caption: The Horse Whisperer

Speak up, mate

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Have we ever been able to defend. Really struggle to remember.

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First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol

First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

This kid is all of us. #SaintsFC

a man is crying with the words `` i 'm tired boss '' written next to him . ALT: a man is crying with the words `` i 'm tired boss '' written next to him .

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This aged well

Hamstring

Shea is out

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It's like we have angered the gods and are doomed to repeat this pattern of hope followed by despair for evermore

Ref needs to stop the match as a swimmer has invaded the pitch

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He was but then a lovely throughball

Definitely, in fact I'd almost say 3

We must be on for a record with 3 shots hitting the post in successive games

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Chance after chance😁

Miss after miss☹️

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meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

The Riyadh Comedy Festival is so commercial now. Accommodation, flyering and PR costs are insane. And yet, if you want to be seen by producers, you have to go. And now, people like me, who’ve been doing it for years can’t sell tickets because big acts are turning up.

Is there a joke in going to the Riyadh Comedy Festival and laughing your head off, is that anything, has it been done

The Loch Ness Drogba is awakened

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Not losing at home to Sheffield Wednesday ......yet

🔴🔝🔴 SFC Top 9 - appearances by Dutch players 🔴🔝🔴

#1: Ken Monkou (233 games)

Debut: 24 Aug 1992 v Man Utd
W-D-L: 72-55-106
Goals ⚽️: 13

Had the occasional mistake in him, but a whole-hearted player who gave 110% for the club. Also played for Feyenoord, Chelsea and Huddersfield.

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First ever football match at the Dell.

On this day in 1898 Southampton FC played their first game at the Dell. This photo was taken looking towards the Milton Road end as Saints beat Brighton United 4-1. The Dell would be home to the club until 2001.

I wrote a history of the iconic ground a while ago: historicsouthampton.co.uk/the-dell/

Fire in the sky. Sunrise this morning on Glastonbury Tor.

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