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In a rich man's house there is nowhere to spit but his face.
Dave doing his best George W. Bush impression.
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I was really doing better before I knew just how many truly awful people were in the world.
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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
04.07.2025 03:36 — 👍 9523 🔁 1645 💬 133 📌 58And the thing about dragons is, classically, once they take your gold they don't give it back.
02.07.2025 04:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So they're just going to have you give all your money to them directly now.
02.07.2025 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Watch out for Luco, she's a smiling assassin
02.07.2025 00:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh FFS.
30.06.2025 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Born in Nigeria but just nodded along when Dutton went full racist with his African gangs bile.
29.06.2025 10:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Plantation owners never left, they became tech bros.
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Dump Spotify
28.06.2025 20:48 — 👍 457 🔁 201 💬 35 📌 14I thought that was Ed Begley, Jr. in drag on the left at first.
25.06.2025 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump *really* wants a Nobel Peace Prize very fucking badly doesn't he
24.06.2025 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like a win either way.
24.06.2025 03:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Hey social media you need to come up with a way to make sure the underaged can't use your platform."
"Sorry it's too hard."
"OK cool you can't operate in this country then."
"W-wait... "
"Look we're sorry a chainsaw-wielding maniac cut your arm off. Here's a pack of Panadol. Now we'd like to announce we're cutting the red tape around chainsaw access that has been holding our state back for too long."
22.06.2025 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Attention is a horse race. Always back the one called "Self Interest".
22.06.2025 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Establishment wing of the Democratic Party has to die.
22.06.2025 19:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super interesting how many people love to eat two-week old tacos.
20.06.2025 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Driver complaining about traffic.
19.06.2025 12:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wondered what the baddies from Moonwalker were doing now.
19.06.2025 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am rock hard right now.
19.06.2025 11:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Along the same lines as the permanent hold message "we are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes..."
19.06.2025 11:54 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know I have it on good authority Signal's engineers are laying the groundwork for integrating an LLM.
18.06.2025 00:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's still a paddlin'
18.06.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He urgently needs a nap.
17.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So either a hissy fit or he's shat himself again and has run out of clean undies
17.06.2025 00:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I expected this from WaPo, but YOU?
Actually yeah not surprised.
