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Suzanne M.

@suzmer.bsky.social

I like puns and other stuff.

91 Followers  |  97 Following  |  39 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.3841

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If there is a Heaven, mine will have a queso fountain. If there is a Hell, mine will have someone already in my assigned parking space. I’m just trying to live a peaceful areligious life. Everything that I don’t believe is fake news. ;-)

15.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will never recoup the enormous number of hours I spent in G for gemstones and D for dogs. Nor would I want to.

02.10.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Since we may truly be in survival mode, it may HAVE TO include cargo pants. πŸ˜‰

05.07.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so petty about the Sonics I haven’t purchased anything at a Starbucks since 2006.

19.06.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want them shoving each other in the fountain like Krystle and Alexis!

06.06.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking more like shove each other into the fountain but pistols will work. #teamalexis

05.06.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need to get back in the same zip code so they can push each other in the fountain! #teamalexis

05.06.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still keep an atlas in the car. When I’m on a longer road trip I love to pull it out at rest stops to get a better visual idea of what’s to come than the map on my phone could ever give me.

04.06.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too! I kept waiting for the answer!

04.06.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ll admit there are a few decent lessons among those ten commandment but I’d much prefer to see those life lessons as secular posters vs. force feeding Christianity to the littles.

03.06.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heck, maybe sooner!

02.06.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve talked about chicago with three different people over the past two days and I just can’t wipe the smile off my face. My friend and her husband are going this weekend and I told them which barstools to choose at Green Mill.

01.06.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s hard as hell. Find bits of joy where you can. Deep inside, your Mom wishes that for you.

31.05.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His lack of respect is tied to his incredibly poor character, not to dementia or declineβ€”it has always been with him.

25.05.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

11!!!!

22.05.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I assumed it worked in secret because it was underground.

19.05.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re good.

01.05.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm unsure if using a Yiddish term to describe a Jesuit is ok, but he was a real mensch. Humanity is worse off without him.

22.04.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So many emails can be phone calls or even drop-ins. Signed, the hater of the infinite thread.

19.04.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some sad days in my long life have been perked up considerably by eating all of the Lucky Charms out of a box of cereal.

19.04.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Misinformation, or miscommunication? Last week, I wrote about the importance of empathy, listening, and trying to genuinely understand those who distrust public health instead of automatically dismissing or fact-checking them. To contin...

Love this from @kmpanthagani.bsky.social β€œPoor communication is a gateway to misinformation.”

www.youcanknowthings.com/misinformati...

17.04.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Kinda bummed for those pro bono clients.

29.03.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know you can find cool and compelling things anywhere with your amazing eye!

25.03.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw him opening for Willie Nelson in Central Park a few years ago. Willie clearly really dug him…which was delightful. I totally agree. So charismatic. Also not a country fan, but def a Willie fan. And a Charlie fan!

18.03.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m an awesome auntie but yes, two cats and a skillet is plenty for me in full time life.

08.03.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe there are more exceptions than not to β€œI before E except after C” even accounting for AYs like neighbor and weigh.

04.03.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Team Coco!

03.03.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think even Thomas Jefferson said (not a direct quote) β€œLook, I know it’s bad but I have to keep owning people until my debt situation is under control”

27.02.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe he got laid 13 times.

15.02.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are an awesome human.

15.02.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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