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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

15.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7634    πŸ” 2340    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 172

Wait till you find out how expansive his definition of communist is!

16.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

still waking up and I thought you were describing a new sci-fi novel which I would absolutely drop everything to read

16.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she has come out of seemingly nowhere to become one of the most annoying people of 2026

16.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got here in 2009 and I’m still waiting for the car in front of me to go

14.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One weird trick for sending your HRV to the moon (develop a benign arrhythmia from running a lot)

13.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly in the US β€œScotch-Irish” is an accepted variant of β€œScots-Irish” and is basically an attempt to retrofit a proud ethnic origin onto the know-nothing belligerence of white Southerners

12.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I saw Fargo with a perfect audience that erupted into laughter when the β€œTHIS IS A TRUE STORY” card came up

11.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Baby Peppercorn strikes a pose inspired by Tombili, the legendary Istanbul street cat

Baby Peppercorn strikes a pose inspired by Tombili, the legendary Istanbul street cat

Tombili Mode

01.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These people think they are an absolute majority of society and in fact they are the most online 3%

10.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
British Prime Minister Under Pressure to Resign Amid Epstein Turmoil

British Prime Minister Under Pressure to Resign Amid Epstein Turmoil

Is anyone in *our* government under any pressure to resign? Could such a pressure even exist in our system anymore?

10.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just once in my life I want to be as pleasantly surprised as she presumably was by the answer

06.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of this is just is just a distraction from the Access Hollywood tape

06.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US β€” and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.

04.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10536    πŸ” 3047    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 82

A human writer uses a dash to set off a relatively abrupt jump in thought. But the machines are constantly calculating the most predictable next thing to say, plodding around the same area. So the machine dash looks like it's gesturing toward something new, only to always land on something obvious.

02.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Pro tip for filmmakers: when Isaac Chotiner brings up Leni Riefenstahl that’s your cue to get off the phone

02.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

☝️

02.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Admittedly my only source for this is a meme in QuΓ©bΓ©cois French so I might have the wrong end of the stick but I was under the impression it could also mean getting killed

02.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It Could Happen Today

02.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it because the English mysteriously pronounce it β€œclark?”

01.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Baby Peppercorn strikes a pose inspired by Tombili, the legendary Istanbul street cat

Baby Peppercorn strikes a pose inspired by Tombili, the legendary Istanbul street cat

Tombili Mode

01.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least it’ll be riddled with spelling mistakes and stray equals signs

31.01.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right

KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

30.01.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3641    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

Strange case where the correct spelling of β€œsneak peek” reads as deeply inauthentic

31.01.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a number you don’t hear much about nowadays

31.01.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was never wrong about Aronofsky, just early

29.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One underrated funny thing about β€œtracing your ancestry” is that even if one of them was a Conquistador that still leaves 65,535 others that might very well have been dorwkads, nebbishes etc.

26.01.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

26.01.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is somewhat beside the point because the framing is just stupid but the mechanics of DNA recombination mean Robby Starbuck and his Conquistador ancestors have literally no genetic information in common

26.01.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just for reference, +5 SD means one in 3.5 million. So one of the 100 smartest people in the country.

25.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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