Joel The Bandit

Atlanta finishes the game with a 44% pressure rate on Josh Allen.

That's his highest pressure rate of the season, and the only game in which he's faced pressure more than 30% of the time.

Ends with an Allen INT 🤌

That’s MVP Josh Allen coming through for ya

They shouldn’t be able to have 2 MNF games on during baseball playoffs.

If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.

She huckle my cannoli til I nut.
Or alternatively, she huckle my berry til I sweet cream.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Brian Branch has been suspended one game without pay by the NFL for his role in Sunday night's altercation between the Chiefs and Lions.

Branch may appeal.

Portland cyclists strip naked in protest against National Guard deployment, ICE Hundreds of cyclists took to the streets Sunday while, naked. They were protesting the Trump’s administration’s plans to deploy the National Guard to Portland, and the presence of the U.S. Immigration and and Customs Enforcement facility on Southwest Macadam Avenue.

Heavy rain and chilly temperatures meant many participants were clothed, but others were topless, bottomless, or only wore see-through plastic ponchos to stay dry. As they made their way through the city, you could hear chants. One of those: “I don’t see no riot here, why are you in riot gear?”

Good Place: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

NBC's Melissa Stark: "What just happened there at the end of the game?"

Patrick Mahomes: "I mean, we play the game in between the whistles. They can do all the extracurricular stuff they want to do, but we play the game in between the whistles." 🏈🎙️ #NFL

Also I like the idea of your quarterback having the backs of his players but PATRICK PLS DO NOT RUN TOWARDS POSTGAME FIGHTS

Patrick Mahomes on field looking at Aidan Hutchinson like WTF man

KC & Detroit scuffle after Brian Branch ignored Patrick Mahomes dapping him up then popped JuJu Smith-Schuster

And they say women are emotional.

Haha Branch was in his feels

oh don’t be stupid

Butt plug the big dumper? That guy is painting a rich tapestry of ideas right there in the front row

Every time they show this guy he should be drinking a giant bag of milk

This will come in handy

CHARLES OMENIHU WITH THE SACK!!!!

I’ll take the 10 point lead but an 11 point lead would be even better.

Chiefs got the Lions backers in hell tonight

Another Hollywood TD!

I don’t like that catch, but I respect that catch.

YOOOOOOOOO WE DONE DEFENSED

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Hollywood TD! Four drives and three TDs. That will work

Signs of life. Mahomes leads us down the field and puts up 6.

Butker makes the PAT.

Lions will have time before the half, but KC receives to start the 3rd.

#ChiefsKingdom