Laura Palladina

Here's the order of deportations. First you'll be rounding up your tired, then your poor, then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

Republicans praying

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray to be seen by others.”

- Matthew 6:5

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

if you're a Houston fan who's mad they lost, now you know whose voodoo doll deserves pins

Hakeem Jeffries threatens lawsuit over delayed Texas special election One month after Democratic Rep. Sylvester Turner's death, Texas GOP Gov. Greg Abbott has yet to call a special election to fill his seat.

It's getting buried, but Houston will almost certainly not have representation in Congress until January 2027.

Democratic Rep. Sylvester Turner died nearly a month ago and Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott has simply decided not to call a special election to fill the seat.

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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

This charter school superintendent makes $870,000. He leads a district with 1,000 students. On paper, Salvador Cavazos earns less than $300,000 to run Valere Public Schools, a small Texas charter network. But taxpayers likely aren’t aware that his total pay makes him one of the country’s hig...

New: Over the last three years, the head of a small charter school network that serves fewer than 1,000 students has taken home up to $870,000 annually, a startling amount that appears to be the highest for any public school superintendent in the state.

imagine doing this scene after already winning an Oscar for "The French Connection." that's Hackman to me

A 30 second ad of a QR code that drains your crypto and sends you a Goatse

"Made in USA. No thank you."

Look, if you're still complaining about where your news will come from because NYT and WaPo haven't done their due diligence in a while... seriously. Local journalism. State journalism. We show you how national stories have down-to-the-neighborhood impacts. Don't sleep on the work we do. Fund it.

An edited screenshot of Final Fantasy VII. Cloud and the party stands before a giant impaled snake creature with the textbox reading "Did DEI...do this?"

Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

Welcome to Cooperstown Ichiro Suzuki, National Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2025.

Welcome to Cooperstown, Ichiro! baseballhall.org/hall-of-fame...

"There's 'fact-checking', and then there's 'fact-checking!'"

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses

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"You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...
That was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!"

record swap sunday at axelrad

the greatest christmas story ever told uses the threat of dying alone and unmourned to scare a wealthy man straight and i think that’s just really nice

Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical

Just about time for us to get weepy over the scene in "A Garfield Christmas" where Garf finds the lost love letters from Grandma's late husband. Deep stuff for a cartoon about a cat who eats lasagna.

image of a two-story Godzilla shaped Christmas tree covered in white lights in a Japanese mall

remember the reason for the season

𝐂𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭 by J.C. Leyendecker

#vintageart #saturdayeveningpost #jcleyendecker

ಠ_ಠ welp, don't like that

#Darkstalkers #NightWarriors #VampireSavior

Masquerade ball comic cover

𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐍𝐨.𝟏𝟎 art by Vince Alascia & Charles Nicholas Wojtkoski