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screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

We're waking up now. Sorry in advance.

I like how writers introduce multiple centuries-old secret societies to explain that food pantries and lox-cost housing aren't going to save Gotham.

A social safety net has no chance against The Court of Owls, The Religion of Crime, the Black Glove, etc.

Sometimes Darkseid is involved.

as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

“A lot of people” means 90s kids. Us 80s kids remember them (mostly) from the NES. And given the sales of each system, there is way more of the former.

Kind of funny how Spider-Noir trailer looks less like it references film noir and more like it’s a take on that early 2000’s style of noir (and pulp). Like in Sin City, The Spirit and Sky Captain.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

A demonstration of where you can find the drafts feature in the top right corner of the post composer on Bluesky.

v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

You read enough of his stuff in order you go from “There’s no women in these stories” to “Oh, he’s just bad at writing women” to “He’s REALLY bad at writing women”

ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ

Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…

“Whew! We’re all done.”

“What do you mean by ‘Underdark’?”

❤️

Gonna force these guys to listen to “Cat's in the Cradle” on repeat like they’re Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

“Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday”

The best, most informative labeler on here.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

So, the same thing since Rush Limbaugh ruled AM radio...

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Scott Adams might have been the most toxic person ever to appear on News Radio.

coming around to this "primary everyone" perspective

Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

Kyle Reese in The Terminator looking sweaty and unhinged while explaining wild shit to Sarah Connor

“The guy who was your childhood slumlord is going to be president, he’s going to tear down part of the white house, engage in a military occupation of Minnesota in January, and he’s going to try to start a war with Europe by invading Greenland.”