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I'm not gentle parenting myself, I'm night shift managering myself. If i don't close right (dishes, shower) it's gonna be hell on opening shift (leaving on time for work) and then I'm the one having to explain to the owner (me) wtf happened last night (unfortunately also me)

Probably for the best that the branding team didn't go for "peez-it"

Illinois is the first state to ban AI therapists Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has signed a bill banning AI therapists into law, the first in the nation.

Illinois has banned AI therapy, making it the first state to regulate the use of AI in mental health services.

www.engadget.com/ai/illinois-...

i know it reflects a declining civilization but i cannot stop laughing at this

"every day you come in... EVERY DAY you come in"

the possibilities for career are endless

currently I'm listening to a very intense career pep talk between 2 ladies at the pub. i didn't know what she does but i know she's "so fing good at it you don't even realize babe"

I'm traveling solo, which just means I'm becoming an intense eavesdropper of other people's drama.

Me: I need to make sure to start socializing intentionally
Also me when a game has super positive reviews and requires co-op: get out of my house

one of the things that's so invigorating about Mamdani's win is how upset the right seems to be. it shouldn't matter to them what flavor of Democrat runs New York City, but they're unnerved because they know that his style of progressive populism has broad appeal.

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was a socialist in his 30s?

UIX design changes that slightly modify emojis are from the devil actually

Look, it’s not uncommon for recent suburban transplants to hide all day in their luxury apartments. The city can be a little overwhelming when you’re used to Westchester!

Two panel comic. Panel 1: Man asks “Magic 8-ball, am I stupid?” while holding a round black ball. Panel 2: Perspective over the shoulder reveals the man is holding a black bowling ball. The bowling ball does not respond.

I think of this comic far too often when reading about people who are, let’s say, overly enthusiastic in their conversations with, and evangelization of, AI.

Source: @safelyendangered.bsky.social

A small gray dog struts across the street, wearing a pink tshirt and pink sunglasses

IMPORTANT: this dog I saw

Coal mines though - simply gorgeous

Sesame seed oil may be the best smelling substance on the entire planet.

You have to name your sourdough starter. Benefits:
- Hearing your wife say "It's time to feed Sour Doug"

It’s time

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread