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They don’t want you to know this is where blue raspberry comes from

i'm going to be very real:

how are you supposed to try to be normal right now. we have fascists trying to Become Columbine every week, ICE is just straight up the gestapo now, the economy is crashing and the only thing keeping it afloat is AI.

i am so tired.

i am so fucking tired.

Faguette

I dismember you well at the Cecil hotel

Can’t stop thinking about egg trebuchet

Midwest emo cryptid hunters

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

Molly ringworld

Are you going to harbor freight
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme

Pronouncing minestrone 2 syllables like mine strone

I’m blue if I was green I would die

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Anguish

Hot nights + some kind of balcony ideally is one of the most powerful states of being possible

Also it feels like the opening scenes of evangelion admittedly

40C is Not Great but it also has a certain charm because of how still the air gets and often cicada sounds happening. Also you can dig up the roads if you’re bored

This is less than half of mine and a quarter of what I can bear if necessary I do not understand Europe at all

I need to understand what your preferred temperature is

It’s so good but they should have left some caffeine in

Hold the fuck on

Human beings produce 1 horsepower

But a horse produces 15 horsepower?

Fuck you

Fuck you

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up

That's fucking stupid

Fucking hate this fake ass society fuck this shit I fucking hate all of you fuck you

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It’s also very funny to play the riff from hallowed be thy name over the top of it at a group recital

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

The Australian government must be compelled to accept and support you and your family

I forget how many octaves that is

Abolish doorknobs