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Hello Funny People | SFF Writer | SFWA Associate Member | He/Him | πŸ‡­πŸ‡³ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Banner by @artisticdevo.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/Ian_SMC

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a man in a suit and a man in a red robe are standing next to each other Alt: a man in a suit and a man in a red robe are standing next to each other

One consolation from living through this chapter of the grimdark novel titled "Interesting Times":

At some point in the future, after reason reasserts itself, we'll get a Latino equivalent of The Producers with the mustache man replaced by the orange buffoon.

18.08.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I will be back in my feet once the coffee reaches life supporting levels.

I will be back in my feet once the coffee reaches life supporting levels.

Morning Funny People β˜•πŸ™ƒ

18.08.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man with #theexpanse on the bottom Alt: a close up of a man with #theexpanse on the bottom saying "God dammit."

Okay, I put it off long enough.

I'm finally going to watch The Expanse.

#TheExpanse

14.08.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

American Fascism is stage two of (some) yt folks's collective grief for the death of American Exceptionalism.

We've seen 60 years of denial. "America's never been racist. America's never been an empire."

Now, we've hit anger.

Hopefully, we live to see bargaining, depression, and acceptance.

13.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to deny the importance of STEM.

But I feel like we have collectively propped up STEM as the single thing allowing for society to function, while simultaneously devaluing the arts and humanities.

STEM allows us to function, but the arts give us a reason to even WANT to function.

11.08.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5
The early bird can keep the worm. I'll take the coffee.

The early bird can keep the worm. I'll take the coffee.

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11.08.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come hear some stories this evening!

05.08.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#TalesOfTremaine

02.08.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He's adorable, Brioche ☺️

02.08.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a happy little sandwich with little brown feeties. He has two slices of cheese, two pieces of lettuce, and three slices of tomato.

Photo of a happy little sandwich with little brown feeties. He has two slices of cheese, two pieces of lettuce, and three slices of tomato.

I made a sandwich. His name is Sammich. He has little feeties.

I gotta say, this took me a long time, and it did NOT turn out the way I'd hoped. Mostly because it involved a ton of sewing and I think I misunderstood the pattern.

A lesson for next time, I guess. 🧢πŸ₯ͺ

01.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 7
"I do what I do because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind! It's just that...just kind." - Twelfth Doctor

"I do what I do because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind! It's just that...just kind." - Twelfth Doctor

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#DoctorWho #NewWho #TwelfthDoctor #PeterCapaldi #BBC

31.07.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses says " at last " in a dark room Alt: a man wearing sunglasses says " at last " in a dark room
31.07.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A reading from
the Commonplace Book

A man doesn’t put on a mask unless he’s got some dark work in mind.

          β€”Joe Abercrombie
          β€”The Blade Itself

A reading from the Commonplace Book A man doesn’t put on a mask unless he’s got some dark work in mind. β€”Joe Abercrombie β€”The Blade Itself

30.07.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it's because I'm still basking in the glow of completion...but I seriously think this novelette might just be the best piece of short fiction I've yet written.

30.07.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Wednesday. Here's George.

30.07.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might even send this to my old critique partner to get some feedback. She might have ideas for further improvements.

29.07.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is writing in a book that says " palace to share the prisoners " Alt: a person is writing in a book that says " palace to share the prisoners "

Finished the revisions of a short story I wrote and had critiqued a year ago. Gonna let it rest before I give it a polish.

I call it a short story, but it's really a novelette.

29.07.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
My coffee looked at me this morning and told me, "Sorry I don't do miracles."

My coffee looked at me this morning and told me, "Sorry I don't do miracles."

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28.07.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT A FANTASTIC DAY TO READ MY ANGRY STORY ABOUT A PLAGUE THAT KILLS BILLIONAIRES

24.07.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Yellow hibiscus

Yellow hibiscus

Sparrowhawk(?) or juvenile red tail

Sparrowhawk(?) or juvenile red tail

Hummingbird

Hummingbird

Bloom of a Wandering Jew

Bloom of a Wandering Jew

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25.07.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I didn't know I needed the new Billy Joel documentary NPR critic Linda Holmes has been a Billy Joel fan since the '80s. HBO's new two-part documentary still taught her something new about his life β€” and provided a chance to consider the role of his music in her own.

NPR critic Linda Holmes has been a Billy Joel fan since the '80s. HBO's new two-part documentary still taught her something new about his life β€” and provided a chance to consider the role of his music in her own.

24.07.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 10
From Doctor Who:

"Human progress isn't measured by industry. It's measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege. The boy who died on the river, that boy's value is your value. That's what defines an age, that's...what defines a species."

From Doctor Who: "Human progress isn't measured by industry. It's measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege. The boy who died on the river, that boy's value is your value. That's what defines an age, that's...what defines a species."

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#DoctorWho #NewWho #TwelfthDoctor #BBC #PeterCapaldi

24.07.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a grey shirt says definitely Alt: a man in a grey shirt says definitely
23.07.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the point of forcing people to assimilate if you're still going to keep treating them like outsiders?

23.07.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Uncanny X-Men at a Mutant Friendship Festival

The Uncanny X-Men at a Mutant Friendship Festival

Which of these X-Men are you most like and why?

23.07.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 42
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It's Wednesday. Here's George.

23.07.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for bookstore event in Montreal the 27th, at Joie de Livres.

Poster for bookstore event in Montreal the 27th, at Joie de Livres.

Sunday. Montreal. Joie de Livres is a bookstore/bar/cafe and how shall you resist? Books in English and French.

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23.07.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Storyteller: A Tanith Lee Tribute Anthology A Tanith Lee Tribute Anthology

Now out with my story Data Ghost & stories by Andy Duncan CSE Cooney Nisi Shawl, Mike Allen, Alaya Dawn Johnson, CL Hellisen, Maya Deane, RocΓ­o RincΓ³n FernΓ‘ndez, Theodora Goss, Getty Hesse, Starlene Justice, Amelia Mangan, Michael Yuya Montroy, Marisca Pichette KT Wagner
bookshop.org/p/books/stor...

22.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
The Fourth Consort by Edward Ashton

The Fourth Consort by Edward Ashton

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This Week's Tuesday Title: The Fourth Consort by Edward Ashton

Can Dalton Greeves establish good relations between his faction and the natives of a new planet, or will he end up crushed by the machinations of his potential new allies & adversaries? #scifi #audiobooks

22.07.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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