Erik Johnson

Ben Quadinaros.
Starts up his POD but the engines all die.
Then off they fly!

Finally picked up Lies of P with Christmas riches and it sure was nice of them to give me a huge wrench for Christmas. Perfect gift for this irredeemable unga bunga.

And the game they are showing always actually looks kinda fun! Why didn't you just make that game?

Oh you think I'm a colonizer? Well I've got news for you...

chad and virgin are goofus and gallant for people born too late to see a taco bell menu item under $0.99

Do you want to know what the Entropy Death of the Internet is? [AD] A lot of people have been curious about the Entropy Death of the Internet. [GIANT AD] We will answer the question of what the Entropy Death of the Internet is in five easy steps, but first, what is Death? [AD] Death is a proc

I tried to rewatch it a little while back and I did not realize that all the episodes I remembered as "the good ones before it got too far up its own ass" were just the first season and like a quarter of the second.

There's a white man and he is a criminal, I am incapable of distinguishing more.

This season is mega fun but I saw her and this meme sprang into my head fully formed.

Just got back from Kamino, they said a million more are well on the way.

Also I mean I specifically am fine but if I needed my parents' money to be financially secure and they die around the average age their parents have I would achieve financial security when I am in my late 50s.

Shit almost everyone I know has switched to edibles or vapes now anyway. I don't really smoke outside my own basement anyway but if I did the result would be a faint odor of cookies for people near me.

A screen shot of a Gizmodo headline that reads "The IRS is using AI to target the ultra-wealthy for tax violations"

Good news everybody! AI is about to become illegal!

*calling the zoo* gimme the shittiest monkeys you got. Yes I’m going to kill them

☝️this

I may disagree with you, Jon, but I have to respect that you're tough but fair - no special treatment for anyone who was "just experimenting" or whose grandpa was a music listener.

Just had this conversation with my wife today. The armpits of my favorite T-shirt are so thin she can see through them, it's true. But it's also very soft. I work from home and do not need to attract anyone. Why would I not wear this shirt?

Protect Karlach at all costs

Like a version of Papers, Please designed to kill Jordan Peterson.

That's me on the time. Line.
Posting my submission.

Every time you walk in that door you just see him, standing over by the inn, and he immediately beelines directly to you and just stands 1 inch away from you and stares at your face.

I think my favorite is the one where if you side with the Empire in Skyrim, Hadvar may just start following you at a dead sprint around Whiterun every time you're there ever again on that save. He is an "essential" NPC so he can't be killed and there's no quest left that moves him.

Mfw the hot location is Altar of Death.

Yeah I would actually laugh at least once at PeePee PooPoo Pants.

I remember just being like "So the entire movie is a joke about how his name is Gaylord, huh?" and everyone insisting that I just didn't get it.

Giving myself brain damage trying to put this to the tune of Spider-Man.

I frequently tell my wife "Some people are squirrel-handed" when I see something I think is weird and it took her YEARS to ask me what the fuck I was talking about. Genuinely did not consider that that would be an odd thing to say to someone not deeply shaped by a specific aughts-era web cartoon.

Would not watch a sequel where Tom Jane has dedicated his whole life to just wandering around finding bad guys and blowing their brains out.

I didn't really buy Jane's Punisher as this totally broken guy, something very bad happened to him and he sought some pretty justified revenge. But I think that's all you can really do in a movie you want anyone to come see - 2 hours of a miserable bastard joylessly breaking skulls is no fun.