What next? The Henry Kissinger Institute of South East Asian Peace?

I hate that I know exactly what you're referring to. 🫠

Why is this psycho not in a jail somewhere???

Because if he did that to my mother I'd deck him?

This is illegal and should cause them to be de-banked by whatever financial institutions they have accounts at.

SOMEONE: Fuck you!

BOVINO: That’s not very nice.

THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?

Just when you thought Megyn Kelly couldn't be a worse human being, she asks for you to throw her a shovel.

Cosigned. As @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just said: Wood chipper, feet first.

It's like advertising with Carlson in the first place wasn't a problem.

Narrator: "They would, in fact, not work with them. But they should have known that."

Guys, if Ro Khanna is saying this shit...

It's time for @schumer.senate.gov to resign as the leader for Senate Democrats. He's ineffectual if he can't keep his caucus together. And if he orchestrated this? Doubly so.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov, let me be perfectly fucking clear. If you manage to railroad enough members of the caucus into voting for this shit compromise, I will refuse to donate to Senate Democrats for as long as you remain leader, and will give to whoever primaries you. Count on it.

You will be primaried. Congratulations.

Lol. Lmao even.

Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’

Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’ https://theonion.com/californians-approve-measure-to-redraw-garfield/

Yes this

The facade of civilization build over a subterranean lake of feces is an apt metaphor

Get their asses, Kat! We got your back!

You can only call it Bleusky if it's from the AT Protocol region of France, otherwise it's just Sparkling Twitter.

Would be such an easy layup for a journalist to just be like "Yeah ok but you have the majority in both chambers so who is in charge again? Can you clarify for the viewers at home what a majority is?"

A reminder to any financial crimes investigators at financial institutions that you have an obligation to report crimes to FinCEN.

Klobuchar and Schiff approving Republican judges while Rep Grijalva waits to be sworn in. Fucking asswipes, the lot of you

Hey @schiff.senate.gov what the actual fuck are you doing???

We could have had this man as VP but noooo, instead we have VP Couchfucker and President Poopinpants

A Chorus Line is really really good and has aged pretty well?

the republican majority leader with a clear vision for the democratic party

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake https://theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best-creative-thinking-when-backed-in-1851338274/

I believe the word you're looking for is "assaulted" when describing what the government did to Chicagoans, but who am I to correct the paper of record?