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I will bake you a pie and build you a table to set it on.

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Primaries for senators

Primaries for senators

09.11.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3513    πŸ” 1087    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 55
The full text of William Carlos Williams's This Is Just To Say, in the Zohran Mamdani campaign fonts

The full text of William Carlos Williams's This Is Just To Say, in the Zohran Mamdani campaign fonts

08.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1817    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 15

Baby Crom is a bit of a bastard then, huh

08.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The football is utterly inconsequential in the face of The Horrors so please Baby Crom can I have a Reign win tonight just as a little treat

08.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grand Muff Tarkin was RIGHT THERE for the taking

07.11.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Basically all my (fucking) posts

07.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Raindrops on roses
And noodles with schnitzel
Mustard and onions
And one quick acquittal

06.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bobby thought he was dead, he was going to get the dry rub

06.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 422    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure the trophy involves paired puckers

06.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am literally two hops away from John Philip Sousa.

05.11.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s nice to have a whole evening of watching returns without feeling like you are about to retch.

05.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

05.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9950    πŸ” 2257    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 17

Very unusual. Most of the time when MAGAs get together to celebrate a book they've never read, it's on a Sunday

01.11.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

05.09.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6534    πŸ” 1484    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 59

This adage in particular is hilarious because Jesus is recorded on multiple occasions just straight giving people fish. At no point does he teach them to fish. He does tell seasoned fishermen to let their nets back out & they are miraculously filled, but he doesn’t teach them HOW, he just provides.

30.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

Who wants to tell JD about his people

www.livescience.com/archaeology/...

30.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Homeland Security #
@DHSgov
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"The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time."


there won't be a shire, pippin
JOIN. ICE. GOV

Homeland Security # @DHSgov g .. "The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time." there won't be a shire, pippin JOIN. ICE. GOV

The homeland security twitter account exists as further evidence that fascists have piss poor media literacy.

29.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 619    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 58

Who has two thumbs and also an index finger with several holes in it after 30 min of the urgent care guy rooting around with a needle and then a scalpel in search of the 1/2” agave spine that’s still firmly ensconced in a knuckle anyway and now has a date with a hand surgeon?

This asshole, it me πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

28.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes

a day in an american life

27.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3990    πŸ” 1147    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 41

Bread? Bring it
Wine? Yes pls, why do you even need to ask
Fish? Sure

Uhhh drawing a blank on the other nine (olives are a non-negotiable ABSOLUTELY NOT)

Please tell me tater tots are in the NT somewhere

27.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

26.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20772    πŸ” 11169    πŸ’¬ 1303    πŸ“Œ 964
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It is time again for spiritual renewal in the church of basketball

24.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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> @newyorker.com

21.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12344    πŸ” 4071    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 109

U of A
U of A
U of A

thank fuck, I did not want to have to burn like 25% of my wardrobe

21.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The attached statement of principles makes it sound like they’re gearing up for a β€œno,” which makes me hope the letter itself was trying to be just obsequious enough to head off any repercussions when they officially say no. Hope is doing a lot of heavy lifting these days

20.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Petty thing I’m yelling about as a lil treat in the face of The Current Horrors: You absolute dingdongs, you can either relish something or revel in it. You cannot fucking β€œrelish in” ANYTHING and you need to stop saying that right now period the end. Jesus

17.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

16.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15278    πŸ” 5423    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 104

East central Illinois, yup

17.10.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A person quotes the bible at Spencer Pride, asking them if they are unaware that the unrighteous will not inherit the Kingdom of God. Spencer pride repiles : I mean, inheriting a kingdom sounds like a LOT of work. Is there an intern we can test out first?

A person quotes the bible at Spencer Pride, asking them if they are unaware that the unrighteous will not inherit the Kingdom of God. Spencer pride repiles : I mean, inheriting a kingdom sounds like a LOT of work. Is there an intern we can test out first?

This is why I am delighted to be a sustaining member of Spencer Pride, a beacon of light in one of the reddest counties in Indiana.

09.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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