βI brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!β Winfrey said
09.12.2025 00:30 β π 14718 π 2695 π¬ 396 π 237@evileyebrow.com.bsky.social
Aggressively muting keywords because I didn't leave Twitter to deal with this crap.
βI brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!β Winfrey said
09.12.2025 00:30 β π 14718 π 2695 π¬ 396 π 237I am often asked: What is the best telescope to buy for someone just getting into astronomy?
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As a theorist, I am absolutely useless and can tell you nothing. HOWEVER, my friend the wonderful @philplait.bsky.social is NOT useless and has great advice & relevant links here! ‡οΈ
Original image: selfie showing half my face and the cabin aisle on my flight with lots of bored people in their seats. Still in color.
Desaturated black and white image with "AI assist" to remove people. Not a particularly good job on this picture given that the people are mostly half people, hidden by seats. Looks like Lightroom added a couple dementors behind me.
Same image. Desaturated to black and white. I like this one better
Desaturated black and white with AI background blur. This was pretty good.
What to do on a long flight? Screw around with the sliders on Lightroom.
07.12.2025 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A great thread (and meme) for the holiday season!
07.12.2025 16:24 β π 32 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0I've just learned I will be honored with the Draft Kings Bancroft Prize for History and Three-Way Parlays.
#blessed
Delta aircraft outside the central portion of the ATL T Gates, showing lots of fog and soft lighting
I-85, looking south from a MARTA train just outside the airport. Look, Ma, no traffic!
Foggy day.
07.12.2025 13:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TIL pernickety vs. persnickety.
07.12.2025 12:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is one of the narrow alleys in the southern part of the city. The resident of this alley took great pride in planting all sorts of things across the alleyway and on the side itβs green all around.
Good morning from Haarlem.
#GoodMorningFromHaarlem
There is no house on the street, only an ever-consuming void that took its form
I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
05.12.2025 01:39 β π 2694 π 514 π¬ 80 π 49Street lights look very yellow in a foggy morning along the canal with for Dutch standards relatively high houses
Good morning from Haarlem.
#GoodMorningFromHaarlem
a combination urgent care and taco bell
I'm at the combination
04.12.2025 03:17 β π 22633 π 4405 π¬ 63 π 430This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
03.12.2025 14:05 β π 7928 π 1836 π¬ 119 π 99Colorful birch tree painting
Celebrating the first snow day of the season by painting some new birches. Yβall got me excited for them again π.
16βx20β oil on canvas
#art #painting #trees
I love being pointed at things where I have enough math to read the words, but not nearly enough math to understand what the heck it means
03.12.2025 12:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
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30.11.2025 19:29 β π 6496 π 2007 π¬ 94 π 52Delta aircraft being de-iced at O'hare. Lots of snow and slush around.
Delta gate staff literally shoveling the line that shows aircraft where to park at the gate.
Today's fun is watching O'Hare snow removal operations. I saw a flotilla of snowplows go by, clearing the ramp areas and many other activities. Thanks for working so hard to keep the planes moving, y'all!
29.11.2025 18:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.
A plate of the same cookies.
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
29.11.2025 04:50 β π 15406 π 4181 π¬ 149 π 107"...a rightwing man complains that women donβt want to date him. Often enough, he is an avowed libertarian, leaving it a mystery why he does not simply accept the workings of the free market."
One of the good, slow burns.
Same, pumpkin. Same.
21.11.2025 13:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We all know what needs to be done. Can anyone show the strength to do it?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explodi...
Congratulations, Doctor!
18.11.2025 02:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a βSpace Forceβ, if you will
13.11.2025 14:27 β π 11687 π 1811 π¬ 235 π 54I opened the leaf on the table so I would have room to work, and he would have room to stretch out.
02.11.2025 05:10 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Also finally wrote up the βAre you sure you wanna dabble in fountain pens? Letβs talk the physicality of writing firstβ thing thatβs been knocking around in my head since I realized that people who break mechanical pencil lead with pressure need some special thought.
01.11.2025 06:58 β π 35 π 8 π¬ 3 π 1me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it
the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
01.11.2025 00:15 β π 10928 π 1936 π¬ 179 π 109My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
01.11.2025 00:31 β π 34954 π 4152 π¬ 996 π 367Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)
I understand why they had to stop him but I donβt agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
25.10.2025 23:47 β π 14965 π 3281 π¬ 110 π 107Death Star
A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.
24.10.2025 23:36 β π 11156 π 2511 π¬ 156 π 181a doctored photo of the back of a $20 bill featuring the White House being demolished by an excavator
ok who did this? βΉοΈ
22.10.2025 21:52 β π 4230 π 1340 π¬ 76 π 48Updating my LEGO White House
23.10.2025 02:51 β π 47435 π 11113 π¬ 785 π 444