@akaleth.bsky.social whenever I suggest including The Spot, Living Portal in his deck.

yuuko from nichijou @headfallsoff me: i am fundementally opposed to the monarchy and the church as ruling powers. history is a record of their atrocities my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when the chosen king reclaims his divine sword and leads his army in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't 7:46 AM • 14 Oct 18

Macking cheese

Downingtown elects Pennsylvania’s first openly transgender mayor Democrat Erica Deuso defeated Republican Richard Bryant in the borough of Downingtown’s mayoral election.

Hey this is cool! whyy.org/articles/ele...

Anyway, I ordered my AYN Thor today

They missed a real opportunity for a vanilla legendary grizzly bear here

Can't wait to teach that kid Flip it or Rip it

"one Manhattan per child" with all of the ingredients on my steps

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Three panels. First image is Alex Trebek standing in front of a screen that says Final Jeopardy! Second screen is a Jeopardy clue "A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SCRENTS." Third panel is Dracular from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night with "What is a man" written and a score of $6,666.

the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man

kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative

In related news: I split top 4 of the scgbaltimore legacy 1k today!

Broken deck is broken, plz ban reanimate or entomb or daze or brainstorm.

Imagine the grim dark world where I played a 9th fetch and you didn't get roasted chicken and brothy bean pasta for dinner

rushing to integrate undercooked, misrepresented, and misunderstood technology into every corner of our lives just so a handful of terrible people could make more money might have been a bad idea

At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"

*Mads Mikkelsen voice* I'm the creature.

maslow's hierarchy of needs but with hollow knight silksong fleas and it says "when you find one of these little guys and he goes "awooo"

For the sake of competitive diversity, Your Coworker Jeff has been banned from Standard and modern, and is now worth three Rule Zero Points in Casual+ Commander.

We considered banning Jeff in legacy, but found that his impact was kept in check by Reanimate and The One Ring.

its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time

Nobody is ready for long M&M

I gotta hand it to the Phillies for winning the 9pm game, allowing me to watch them end their season during a 6pm game.

And the Philadelphia Phillies

WHY ARE WE BUNTING

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

…the JT in JT Realmuto stands for Jackin Tdoubles, I guess

Go phils

lol

Actually our meta is all stompy

Tonight I get to celebrate love with my dear friends as they defeat the Dodgers. Also I'm going to a wedding.

He also had a habit of concealed-carrying at FNMs which is a cool and normal thing to do