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My name's Kitty. I could've married, I've given gallons of blood and I can't stomach whelks, so that's me for you.

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Latest posts by kittysays.bsky.social on Bluesky

I think Zelenskyy is saying “…and that one is your elbow”

27.04.2025 19:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would be quite willing to offer up Chorton-cum-Hardy if it weren’t for the fact that they have a very reliable Timpsons there.

27.04.2025 19:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have an old saying in Keighley, “If you’re thicker than a buttered barm cake, you probably vote for old frog face.”

And I think we can all learn a lot from that.

27.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have an old saying in Keighley, “Trump’s a cunt.”

And I think we can all learn a lot from that.

27.04.2025 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, I wouldn’t go back to those three places if I were you.

27.04.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have an old saying in Keighley, “You can’t rewrite the past, not one line… but you can stop being a gormless tosser about things and take your medicine.”

And I think we can all learn a lot from that.

26.04.2025 20:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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