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@thecaspian.bsky.social

Reply Guy. Too dumb not to occasionally touch the microcap stove

203 Followers  |  213 Following  |  190 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  2.3057

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β€œCareer ending” lol you still have some optimism left, huh?

25.03.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All accusations of gross incompetence aside, that’s a dope shirt

25.03.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hurricane gun

22.03.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats!

21.03.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is pretty much what happens when you take Tren

06.03.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to America dickhead

05.03.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are the odds a dem congressperson gets arrested tonight?

04.03.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see you’re still writing banned books

03.03.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ex-Trump admin hedge fund guy doing a better job than 95% of Dems

03.03.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have they tried turning it off and back on again?

03.03.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they want to bid it up want to let American Funds et al sell into it idk seems fine to me πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

03.03.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œkeir this is poland, we just signed them. they spent over 4% of gdp on defense last year. their only flaw is they’re not deterred by mutually assured destruction”

02.03.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1785    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11

This should be an enormous god damn scandal

28.02.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea most of the people on disability who I know are MAGA dudes who worked construction, fire etc

I don’t think they’re even aware yet

27.02.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liquidate money market to buy everyone in town a beer

27.02.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No tires or brakes in a decade huh or does that not count as maintenance to you?

Model 3 is a joke and panels are literally falling off people’s cyber trucks

I’m genuinely sorry you bought cars from Tesla and there’s no refund button

26.02.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Arguably the worst thing possible you could have done for the environment was buy a Tesla

Other than that, it’s a just a poorly made car with a barren interior that will occasionally try to burn you to death

Seems very fortunate that they will sell less of these and not more

26.02.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea this is a good thing lol, they could have waited for Friday

26.02.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is sitting in front of a lamp in a laboratory . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is sitting in front of a lamp in a laboratory .
26.02.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No worries, any sufficiently advanced bit is indistinguishable from sincerity

23.02.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Blessed Guillaume de Toulouse Tormented by Demons. 1657. Ambroise Fredeau

23.02.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I catch a boomer snooping through my trash for food scraps imma castle doctrine him

23.02.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d pay an extra 25 bps… fund life is limited anyway b/c TSLA will crash out sooner or later

22.02.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao at using a triceratops as a shade tree

22.02.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a dril repost?

22.02.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought they were gonna outlaw this kind of man on man knob slobbering

22.02.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most guys are taking the same test and tren that has been around for 50 years

The ancillaries got better, but more importantly everything got much cheaper. I ran a cycle back in 2010 that cost about $700

Could replicate it today for $150 with free shipping too lol

21.02.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Letting someone suffer the consequences of their own actions is the most adult thing you can do

21.02.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
21.02.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I *love* this color combo lol

I’d paint every dumpster in town like this

21.02.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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