Adam Carnevale?

even with a warning of this being rightwing pop punk i don’t think i was anywhere near ready for how BAD this is

"I'm from Sol-3"
"Is that the-"
"Yeah it's the Stink Planet"

All of humanity is shattered to learn no other planet smells like this and that we're the only species who can't expand to double their size when threatened

Aliens arriving on earth and ask us what our planets "deal" is. Are we an ice planet? A desert planet? We insist that earth has many diverse biomes. They take off their helmets and instantly learn our entire planet stinks like shit

At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society

Me if I attended Shiz: SAY IT NORMAL. SAY NORMAL WORDS.

I like to think of my style of comedy as "difficult"

Yo dude it smells like is-the-unit-of-power-or-radiant-flux-in-the-International-System-of-Units-(SI),-equal-to-1-joule-per-second-or-1-kg⋅m2⋅s−3 in here

Thanks!

Sorry I was late today, I stopped to help a bug

What did they do to Sour Patch Kids? They're so much more sour now

Bah humbug

"The Holodeck sure does malfunction a lot. What a nightmare. Captain Picard keeps it around because he's having sex with Sherlock Holmes right?"

Obama in a suit and black cowboy hat. The hat appears to be of good quality.

Trump in a suit and white cowboy hat. The hat appears to be of lower quality.

the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver

The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"

Aw honey, you *are* a worm

If I were a brutal dictator and there was a prophecy that a child born this year would one day defeat me I would simply have every child put to death. This would assure my continued survival

What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!

We also have a public discord if that helps??

They do though!

If you're having ongoing issues try emailing us or jumping on the discord! Unfortunately my knowledge of the website is limited!

I fear your app may be drunk? The episode appears to be live on our end. Sorry to ask the most basic question imaginable but have you force closed the app or refreshed the feed?

Everytime someone complains about the realism in my settings I add another moon, and they're never made of anything good

White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

This week, we’re letting Del Toro drag us into a love letter to monsters, misery, and magnificent melodrama. We watched FRANKENSTEIN. Episode coming Friday.

#Frankenstein #ScaredyBoys #DelToro #CreatureFeature

Two factor Authentication in ancient Egypt be like: weight your heart against this feather

I used to be so impressed by people who could fall asleep on command. Then I hit 30 and realised we all get that power eventually

(crying, sobbing, tears streaming down my face) y-y-yeah I love sourdough. i love it when bread cuts my mouth up