responsible homeowner

man, it just gets everywhere

just circling back to see how you guys feel about this now lmao

israeli police are khamas

If Keir starmer really wants to prove he’s not antisemitic he’ll riot with Maccabi Tel Aviv. Anything less he may as well be Hamas.

“every corner of the lgbtq world” keeps “trying to suck” him, huh

unfortunately due to communication failures, fear of punishment, or simply the warrior culture of the ICBINB Army, there are still likely dozens of holdouts scattered across Southeast Asia and the Pacific Islands.

Wikipedia quote from Ivan Reitman saying how slimmer was sort of like Bluto in Animal House, like the ghost or Belushi

Anecdote about Steve Johnson creating the slimer puppet by taking so much cocaine he thought he was communing with the ghost of John Belushi

there is actually a real answer to this question 😢

i think i’d as actually be okay with repealing all seatbelt laws for the driver of this car

and that lesbian’s name? albert einstein

1 form shit emo band to recruit unstable tween girls
2 start gross cult
3 train cult in thievery & infiltration
4 have cult break into Disneyland, steal Walt’s cryogenically frozen head
5 hold it to ransom until every casting director in Hollywood is at your beck and call
6 profit

while other actors of his generation were honing their craft, Leto was as beginning an intricate multi-part plan:

didn’t realise he was on here, so I went to find his account and I think he’s blocked me. V curious to know what I said that was too awful for the human pet guy hahahaha

Lmao the holes line up

yeah deffo, Harris should’ve supported israel and campaigned alongside republicans

yeah which is why in the 2016 primary you had like 20 guys running on almost the exact same platform as Romney2012 and one psychotic racist who fOr SoMe ReAsOn was insanely popular with the republican base lmao

although i guess sam altman does anyway so even their innovation in this field is much less impressive than it looks at first glance lol

ai’s most impressive development is convincing the workers at these companies to go out and outrageously overpromise so the ceos and founders don’t have to embarrass themselves like musk or elizabeth holmes

open ai is about as close to agi as spacex is to putting people on mars, and it’s hilarious that apparently nobody reporting on tech has ever had anybody tell them “the cheque is in the mail” before

these people are the biggest fucking losers imaginable, oh my god lmao

yeah and i heard the cryptkeeper is maybe gonna unseat tommy tuberville, exciting times for freshfaced dem up-and-comers

the colombus day controversy says a lot about modern america, and i think a lot of nuance gets lost in the debate. overall, having thought deeply about each side of the debate, and why both sides are so entrenched, i just want to say “more like christopher colombutts”

yeah everyone working at ellis island was a professional linguist who could write every language, duh

much like the atv’s

is the atv okay

well that’s the beauty of it: unless you’re as thick as leopold, when some bleeding heart pinko reveals your most fervent footsoldier’s many, many, crimes against humanity, you can also tut and agree that it’s awful and hastily replace them, while still basically leaving the whole edifice intact

kind of a feature not a bug of colonialism tho, is it not? the metropole exports their swivel-eyed psychos to have fun keeping the natives down, the good christian people back home don’t have to think about what’s being done in their name to ensure they have sugar in their tea

Oh you have got to be kidding me, sir!

defcum 1

the doomsday cock

at least he’s saying that they purchased them themselves rather than “they got a bunch bought for them by (((special interests)))” or whatever the dogwhistle du jour is today