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@madison5000.bsky.social

UX Designer | Baylor Bear | Pirate Enthusiast | ATX

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Excuse me, anyone with this tattoo is a complete wild card

30.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feckless.

29.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Send your kid in a Darryl Strawberry jersey.

27.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That team in Frisco?

25.10.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It takes so many of them losers to arrest someone.

24.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

23.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 27118    πŸ” 5521    πŸ’¬ 338    πŸ“Œ 262

I actually like this Price is Right version even more lol ty @cdubs271.bsky.social
bsky.app/profile/cdub...

23.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

10% chiropractor 90% computer nanni

23.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are correct, sir.

22.10.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

21.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12100    πŸ” 3228    πŸ’¬ 219    πŸ“Œ 183

Kid fucker looking out for fellow kid fucker

21.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shut up and take my money

20.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re up past their bedtime

19.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out. If the NCAA grants Pavia another year, Hugh has to stay as well.

19.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited to see what Belicheck the Magician has up his sleeve

18.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep it up keep it up

17.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡rock you like a hurricane🎡

17.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kelly Rowland: prophetic

16.10.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, he ate

16.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suspect was arrested with a water jug full of caipirinhas and was eating a sandwich.

15.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice joke, Mark Sanchez.

15.10.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heavy petting while muscly bros perform choreographed dance numbers. Live your best life.

11.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think it’s a secret

11.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely.

11.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Charlie Kirk memorial at the Yankees jumbotron

Charlie Kirk memorial at the Yankees jumbotron

Trump shaking hands with the Yankee players in their locker room

Trump shaking hands with the Yankee players in their locker room

Congratulations, you played yourself

09.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 943    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 20

These two look like tertiary characters in a Guy Ritchie film.

07.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m scared so I must rip you shreds”

07.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife had never seen it so we’re going through it now. The best is saying the Italian foods without the β€œo” at the end. Ricott 🀌

06.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But who out there has had a pop star song about their hog?

06.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lol

04.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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