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@bantamtim.bsky.social

#bcafc fan, Width of A Post podcaster, dad and general nerd

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Dire first half. It's like we had no clue what to do when a team plays over our press rather than tries to play out. Second half was better, but we gave ourselves too much to do. Not helped by a ref who didn't punish timewasting, dissent or the ball going out of play but we had to play better #bcafc

08.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a river across the track though rather than a small puddle.

08.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Width of a Post podcast #70: Swashbuckling Our latest pod talks about City expectations and celebrates Alexander’s second anniversary in the dugout.

The Width of a Post podcast #70: Swashbuckling

#bcafc #bantams

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04.11.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've heard it, but mostly from developer friends and colleagues saying that they're going to have long careers fixing messes caused by vibe coding.

06.11.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels harsh, because he was nowhere near ready, knew it and Edin forced him into the job. But it's also probably accurate.

26.10.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A warning has been issued after fake letters were posted through letterboxes, claiming people would have to house refugees if they flew St George's flag.
The letter said that "patriotic" households displaying the country's flag will temporarily house refugees because β€˜we know you would be proud to assist your country’.

A warning has been issued after fake letters were posted through letterboxes, claiming people would have to house refugees if they flew St George's flag. The letter said that "patriotic" households displaying the country's flag will temporarily house refugees because β€˜we know you would be proud to assist your country’.

lol.

25.10.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1902    πŸ” 502    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 55
1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area

2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction

3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster β€˜X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it

Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…

4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely 

[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over

5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat 

[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster

Minister:
I understand your concerns…

6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?

Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters

7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian 

[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]

Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love

8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to

[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]

9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR

[woman looks baffled]

10
woman:
I just want a bus service 

Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG 
[produces a St George's flag]

[ends]

1 Nurse: It’s become a real problem in this area 2 Nurse: We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction 3 Show a building sign posted: Westminster β€˜X’ Addiction Clinic With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it Nurse: Ministers, Spads, Researchers… 4 Nurse: Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely [Nurse on phone taking a call] Ok - we’ll be right over 5 Nurse: We just have a gentle chat [Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster Minister: I understand your concerns… 6 Nurse: Are you OK love? Minister: Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters 7 Nurse: That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian [Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters] Nurse 2: Give us your phone, love 8 Nurse: At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to [We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.] 9 Minister: YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR [woman looks baffled] 10 woman: I just want a bus service Minister: LOOK AT MY FLAG [produces a St George's flag] [ends]

19.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3095    πŸ” 1493    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 87

Agreed - they had a ten minute spell where they cut through us at will before we made changes and got back on top. Could and should have been further ahead by that point though - missed chances and good keeping and defending by then.

18.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We've been superb. Great attacking football and two goals. Metcalfe has been hugely impressive since he came on and Power is generally excellent. Defensively we've limited Barnsley to a couple of corners and arguably the best goal I've ever seen live. Not much we can really do about that #bcafc

18.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And toddlers

15.10.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he was actually trying to address Newcastle's goalkeeper?

02.10.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜I know picture editors who use subtext and they are all cowards.’

01.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We're top of the league! #bcafc

20.09.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This qualifying session has now lasted longer than every grand prix this year.

The longest race was the Australian Grand Prix at an hour and 42 minutes.

Qualifying for the Azerbaijan Grand Prix started an hour and 47 minutes ago.

#F1 #AzerbaijanGP #RaceFans

20.09.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 10

Just needs to rain now!

20.09.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

18.09.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1183    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 18

OK, so the calmest analysis I can manage for that half is as follows:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Bobby Pointon, he's one of our own! #bcafc

13.09.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a three point gap in the other direction in the 2019 Euro elections, though that was fairly unique circumstances.

11.09.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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got this ad while scrolling too fast and thought the rayner was some kind of long wiggly worm

07.09.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Gets ball. Scores goal. It's been a while - welcome back Andrew Ellis Cook #bcafc

02.09.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎢

30.08.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 11

That was a very hard fought win - Wimbledon are a difficult side for us to face because they're hard to break down and very effective at just going over our press and countering quickly. But we showed great heart and took our opportunities when they came. Superb. #bcafc

30.08.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We're half a page short! Quick, ring Steve Caldwell!"

28.08.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another cup game, another superb half. Stoke have not coped with our energy and pressing so far and we've taken full advantage. Nice to have a reminder of how good Brad Halliday is too #bcafc

26.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was outstanding. Can't remember such a difference between the first half and second half of a game. Good subs and tactical changes from Alexander and incredible heart, fight, and ability from the team. And, of course, Super Sam Walker in goal! #bcafc

19.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the plus side, we're only a goal down - but we've been absolutely outclassed. Stockport have been very, very good, moving the ball quickly and pressing well, but we've been poor. Just a bit too slow to close down early on, then resorting to aimless hoof. #bcafc

19.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are games - Northampton was one of them - where the high press is less important because they don't try to play out. A striker like Cook might well have won us that one.

16.08.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard Nahki was waiting outside the changing rooms to get Bobby's autograph #bcafc

16.08.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is where we're going to have to rotate and use the bench as the season goes on. Kavanagh coming back could really help with that as you can stick him anywhere in the front three and watch him lead the press.

16.08.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd be going back to Johnson/Evans/Adams (injuries) and Sanderson/Diabate (not very good) but that's still an impressive hit rate. There's a general theory that 50% of all transfers fail so if we're well above that we're doing well.

16.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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