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Cant take it for granted that the biggest political dispute that i have with my parents is that they’re trotskyists

The best thing about working in the hospital is the feeling you get when you finally empty your bladder at the end of your shift

Casinos are brainrot for geriatrics

If you’re not pissing with me you’re pissing agInst me

Having paranoid delusions that people are checking in to the ER with the flu specifically to infect me

Talk to your friends about guns. Find that one left-leaning veteran coworker and ask them if they can take you shooting. Learn to operate them safely, and quit being afraid of them. And once you know how to use them (and know it’s safe for you), buy an AR-15.

I have never regretted smokinng a drunk cig the next day

Does anyone else ever feel the need to chug water until you have to start gasping for air?

The hospital doesn’t want you to know this but this is how we give demented grannies MRIs too

Ah hell i’ve been breaking the picket line without even knowing it 😭😭😭

Which medicine specialty is the best at shitposting?

You unfortunately must now pronounce Amiodarone Ah MEE oh duh rye knee

Driknign malort

Can anyone help me find an old tweet from some medical shitposter? It was something about “we’re not supposed to push hypertonic saline thorugh a peripheral IV unless we double the tonicity and call it bicarbonate”

On my first shift as an EMT, my preceptor pulled a pair of wool socks out of his bag in the middle of winter and gave them to a cold looking homeless woman at a stoplight and I still think about that 8 years later. Him and his partner didnt say a word about it which makes me think it was common

Not mine but my friend is a vet tech and sent me a pic of this lil guy who is high as hell on ketamine. His name is Jimbo 🥹

Do u guys think a politician has made a statement of support for Israel that started with a land acknowledgement yet?

I love boarding IMCU patients on bipap because it feels like you’re just waiting for them to need intubation and go to ICU or to downgrade to NC and go to tele

Yeah that’s BLS

Self immolation is based as hell though

Pretty sure urosepsis was like 40% of calls i ran when i was an EMT

My EMT instructor said “we dont see sepsis often in the field” which I believe translates to “im not very good at identifying sepsis in the field”

Look i’ve been to a lot of raiders games, there is a high chance of getting shot on-site if you’re wearing chargers or chiefs gear

Yoo i wanna go to more shows, hmu with some info

Watching an NFL player dab as a TD celebration in 2023 should automatically place them on IR for cognitive impairment

Awbginn just to annoy people

You can just say average length

down in Meheecko they call me "El Blanco Niño Goated Con El Salsa"

This is largely dependent on their proximity to my DnD party

Oh so he can COOK cook