don't get on the radio and scream for medics to rush and then ignore them. that's ~20 whole minutes from your scene to eskenazi that your precious boys were deprived of advanced life support interventions bc you idiots never think to meet ems where they're staging.

what's up w police in this county refusing to allow cops who get shot to be transported by ambulance. like w/e acab dig your own graves, but do they really think so little of the paramedics in this county that they see no benefit to throwing someone in the back of a truck instead of a cop car?

it's neat how my first thought upon rejecting a coworker's advances as politely as possible was, "oh man i hope he doesn't bring a gun to work and shoot me" !!!

deuce: NAPALM ME deuce: ASSEMBLY LINE ME deuce: PYROCLASTIC FLOW ME pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING BUT I WILL HUG YOU JUST THE SAME pants: OOF OW MY BONER

"DON'T KNOW" https://bonequest.com/9831

i love the emergency department and i love the patients who congratulate me for passing my Big Test and tell me they're going to request me next time they need care <3

i checked in on the other site and saw some of the louder right wing influencers arguing against emergency departments providing people with "free health care". this does not bode well.

In 2011 I had a well-sourced story on medical students doing unauthorized gynecological exams on unconscious patients without consent and we didn't publish it at a major women's mag because my boss, whose husband was a new doctor, said "He told me that doesn't happen."

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There's a lesson here for medicine in the USA.

Don't let us be co-opted by ICE.

There are too many times that well-meaning clinicians violated the rights of people after fuzzily thinking that they were helping "the good guys."

screenshot of louise belcher saying, "Cut me open! I'm infected! Pull it out!"

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try and explain to the average extremely normal ed nurse educator that a guy from florida in the 1980s was trying to justify the deaths of sex workers and you'll look like charlie kelly with his mess of string and corkboards

same old same old, you can change the name to hyperactive delirium or w/e but the underlying purpose of the dx remains the same: justifying morbidity and mortality caused by police use of force

they're still teaching new graduate emergency department nurses that excited delirium is a real thing they will encounter on a regular basis. there is still such a total disconnect between the hard work being done to end the use of the fake dx and the reality on the ground.

i am 30 or 40 years old and i cannot sleep because i have a crush. this is disgusting. i need to be ground down into animal feed.

“ChatGPU Edu” is catchy. Maybe we should just rename the university and make it simple

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

I updated my table of medications and other drugs that can make urine drug screen false-positives, including adding a column for fentanyl:

why would you send me llm generated text slop. why does this keep happening. do people who do this genuinely think no one can tell the immediate difference in their texting dialect?

so I can’t shrink down to the size of a little mouse? or pat my belly, completely satisfied with an apple core and bit of cheese? nor will I ever get tucked into a warm sock hanging by a fireplace to sleep??

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

i've been informed an entire segment of the population thinks it's a sign of desperation to reply to text messages in a timely manner? girl do you want to be friends or not. the tiny computer is already in my hands! i'm not going to wait a cool 25-45 minutes before responding to you

had just told someone how i feel safe where i live when an underage airbnb party down the way felt the need to shoot for three blocks down my street and towards the school? can you fuckers please stop making me look bad

returning to this and still wondering how medical and nursing licensure exams are going to be changed to reflect this. we were told it would take two years for vaccination scheduling education standards to be adjusted to match (??) the cdc. no idea if that's correct or someone speaking out of turn.

pants: WE ARE WIZARDS OR SOMETHING deuce: WE'RE SOMETHING ALL RIGHT pants: ABSOLUTELY WE ARE pants: BUT WHAT deuce: SOMETHING pants: SCIENCE HAS FAILED US pants: WE MUST TURN TO THE DARK ARTS (GAY SHIT)

"SOMETHING" https://bonequest.com/9770

you really cannot trust anyone when you have bangs. i look insane in all my graduation pictures because the people i specifically asked to tell me if i needed to brush them down abandoned me in my time of need.

Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE

i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect

actually i think it's cool how the local news website is able to cause my browser to freeze and shut down. i like that my nuclear grade adblocker stack is powerless against the local news website.

my skin still hasn't returned to baseline. i've been sandpaper'd by ppe

[maynard voice] cause maybe / some day / i will walk away and say / you fweaking disappoint me