Ambious 🖖🤘

i didn’t come online to be called out like this 😝

The Bay Area Reporter front page, 13 August 1998. The headline ‘No obits’ is written in red above the lead story.

27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.

Slightly diminish a band.

Iron Deficient Maiden

a man says " you 're welcome ladies " while standing next to a woman Alt: Wesley Crusher saying "you 're welcome ladies" as Diana and Beverly leave the room

It's Wesley Wednesday!
Post the boy!

There are too many podcasts out there and I feel like listening to none of them.

Hudson Hawk

An angry possum stands in a doorway. The caption reads "back by unpopular demand: me"

Actual photo of me going back to work today

Post a bad woman you love.

Xena Warrior Princess PS1 game promo - features a picture of Xena with some screenshots of the game. Text reads - the way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Xena lets her chakram fly in the fiercest adventure to hit the PlayStation. Miss out and you'll be gutted.

Always remember

Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade

Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade theonion.com/mom-has...

show me your quick getaway vehicle

computer end program

I've given up on losing the vacation weight.
There's too much delicious food to eat, and I'm too lazy to work out.

I hate not knowing things

two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

As a physicist I can easily calculate time dilation from relativistic motion (time slows when you're moving fast) or proximity to a massive object (time slows in gravity) but I have yet to find a solution for emotional time dilation (the task takes five minutes to complete but six weeks to start) 🫠

This is your daily reminder that just because something is a logical fallacy doesn't mean it can't be a real fucking concern.

Me when I don't get invited to a wedding: Why don't they like me?😭😭😭

Me when I get invited to a wedding: Noooooooo 😭😭😭

That should be a Cameo option

What people without insomnia don't understand is that it's not that you're not tired. You're EXHAUSTED. But your body just ... Won't sleep.
I'm pretty sure that's against the Geneva convention.
My brain is a war criminal.

The challenge of guessing what you're watching adds to the fun

There's a lady on TikTok judging what people are bringing to various potlucks and it's unhingingly funny.

"You mean I can just ask for things I deserve?"

Gowron from Stark Trek, but he's Mr. Rogers, and he says "Glory to you... and your neighborhood."

Am I the only one who played Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 in French?

Also I think we should renormalize SOME biased hatred.

YouTube video by Sandfall Interactive Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - Une vie à peindre (Original Soundtrack)

Lorien Testard had no business going this hard for a video game boss battle theme

YouTube video by ChappellRoanVEVO Chappell Roan - The Subway (Official Music Video)

Now with video
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The Subway Chappell Roan · The Subway · Song · 2025

Yes, I'm listening to Chappell Roan's "The Subway" on repeat.
No, I don't intend on stopping soon.