Tim Onion gave us this:
09.02.2026 03:32 โ ๐ 562 ๐ 64 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 3@calminginfluence.bsky.social
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Tim Onion gave us this:
09.02.2026 03:32 โ ๐ 562 ๐ 64 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 3The NYT fired everyone who knew that sugar cane is kinda important to Puerto Rico.
They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
People are calling Kid Rockโs halftime show Klanchella ๐
09.02.2026 04:23 โ ๐ 758 ๐ 120 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 9I have appreciated Amandaโs efforts here so Iโm disappointed sheโs wrapping things up by spreading misinformation. I can assure you as someone whose neighborhood has been crawling with ICE in recent days that we are not in the โaftermathโ of anything.
09.02.2026 04:28 โ ๐ 3799 ๐ 820 ๐ฌ 72 ๐ 11Hey @marshablackburn we were watching the real halftime show โ did your friend Kid Rock play this one?
09.02.2026 04:29 โ ๐ 967 ๐ 231 ๐ฌ 53 ๐ 19Elmo @elmo ยท 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! โค๏ธ๐ถ๐ฐ Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
09.02.2026 03:15 โ ๐ 40319 ๐ 7068 ๐ฌ 942 ๐ 527Benito climbing up into the light pole
Lights flashing and strobing during this section to underscore the political commentary about the electrical grid
09.02.2026 04:21 โ ๐ 1180 ๐ 52 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 5So many people in tree costumes, standing in rows
We absolutely must give it up for the tree people
09.02.2026 04:19 โ ๐ 1606 ๐ 90 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 13They put a fancy little garble effect over "Puerto Rico estรก been cabrรณn" (PR is fucking great) let the man speak his truth NBC
09.02.2026 04:17 โ ๐ 1078 ๐ 38 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 2Benito carrying light blue PR flag
Here comes Benito with the light blue flag
09.02.2026 04:16 โ ๐ 1217 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 3DtMF cover
Another great detail, the chairs echo the cover of his latest album
These chairs are so commonly seen all over the island
The fact that they're empty represents all the people who have been forced to leave their homes because of gentrification and other problems
Ricky martin's sitting on a white plastic chair in front of some bananas
We ALL know that's Ricky Martin singing in front of the bananas
He's singing "Lo Que Le Pasรณ a Hawaii," an anti-statehood song that holds up Hawaii as a cautionary tale (as already established, Benito is pro independence)
A man plays a guitar type instrument in front of sugarcane
Cut to a man in a pava playing a cuatro, which is a traditional Latin American guitar often played at social gatherings
09.02.2026 04:04 โ ๐ 1077 ๐ 37 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 4Benito giving Grammy to young boy
Many people have already talked about this moment
I think it turned out it's not the boy everyone thought it was? But it obviously is meant to represent him
Bad Bunny taking a shot glass from an old lady in the bodega
Incredible detail I just noticed
Benito takes a drink from this woman as he sings "un shot de caรฑita en casa de Toรฑita"
She is Maria Antonia Cay (aka Toรฑita), owner of the famous Caribbean Social Club in Brooklyn
A beloved place for the Latino community in NYC
Dancing in front of the bodega
Essential to note that the row of "trees" on the left is actually people in tree costumes standing perfectly still
09.02.2026 03:54 โ ๐ 1364 ๐ 59 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 9Backup dancers pretend to fall from electrical poles
Next is "El Apagรณn" (the blackout) which I could write a whole thread about on its own
The song and its video (a mini documentary) are about a lot of things, including the problems with Puerto Rico's electrical grid, which have gotten worse since Hurricane Maria
Footage from inside Trumpโs golf club Super Bowl party reveals the Bad Bunny half time show played on the big screens.
What a bunch of hypocrites.
Trump: "Nobody understands a word this guy is saying."
Fact: 59 million Americans speak Spanish. Imagine if they all turned against you, you'd never win anything ever again.
The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park
09.02.2026 02:31 โ ๐ 5915 ๐ 640 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 156With Trump tearing us apart by unleashing ICE on America, itโs easy to forget the magnificent melting pot we are
Thank you, Bad Bunny, for featuring love-not hatred
For reminding us kids like Liam Ramos should be cherished-not arrested
For representing the diversity that truly makes America great
letโs all wash the stink out of our eyes and watch
youtu.be/erLk59H86ww?...
I love Green Day so much and Iโm so very happy they performedโAmerican Idiotโ because, wellโฆyou knowโฆ ๐
08.02.2026 23:52 โ ๐ 17520 ๐ 2965 ๐ฌ 336 ๐ 189๐ฏ
08.02.2026 05:42 โ ๐ 18085 ๐ 4944 ๐ฌ 450 ๐ 144www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
08.02.2026 01:58 โ ๐ 5292 ๐ 2348 ๐ฌ 272 ๐ 127Towing business returning cars abandoned by arrested immigrants to their families for free (01:55) Twin Cities News Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests ยฉCBS NEWS MINNESOTA โขBy Ray Campos February 5, 2026 / 7:25 PM CST / CBS Minnesota # Add CBS News on Google Juan Leon had only been running his Twin Cities tow truck business, Leo's Towing, for a few months when he noticed a pattern that kept repeating itself. Cars were being left behind across the metro area - parked on streets, in parking lots, sometimes for days at a time. The owners were gone, and in many cases, they had been arrested by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Wishing blessings upon blessings to Juan Leon, the owner of Leo's Towing.
The tow truck company has been returning abandoned vehicles to families for free after ICE arrests, despite death threats.
Not all heroes wear capes.
If releasing the full unredacted Epstein files will bring down the government, the government needs to be brought down.
If releasing the files will bring down mega corporations and billionaires, they need to be brought down.
Hold the monsters responsible & build back better.
In Minneapolis, for every story detailing the fallout of the federal crackdown, there are as many stories of people like Bri, a mom donating breastmilk for babies whose mothers are detained by ICE.
Bri's story:
19thnews.org/2026/02/minn...
Members of Congress will be able to begin reviewing the unredacted digital version of the Justice Departmentโs files on Jeffrey Epstein on Monday morning.
Members of Congress โ but not their staff โ upon 24 hrs notice, may take notes but canโt bring in any electronic devices.
Massie has balls and my respect. We need more GOP folks to be more like Massie.
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