Skidd McMarx

im like if a guy logged off

Im cool staying an internet nobody as long as it means I don’t have to deal with the entitled commenters demanding answers from me.

I also turn 30 in July. I will miss your presence on here. If you do decide to come back I will be welcoming you. People can just be insufferable, if you need breaks take em.

As the British like to say "mummy, I fartpooped in me short pants"

One Piece is better than Bob the Builder.

Not where you’re supposed to douche

no problemo I say as I shit my pants

Who the fuck is tasting the serene coalescence of seafood bathed in a creamy pool of wonder rn?

they should call him CANNIBAL lecter! #tuesday #jokes #comedy #tuesdayjokes #tuesdaycomedy #jokescomedy

Wayyy better than my sweater vests and cuffed jeans phase. I should’ve been shot in the streets.

Who’s up eating clam chowder rn?

My urge to be funny by contradiction is overridden by my dislike of police.

Ngl almost everything I know about prog has been learned against my own will. Progesterone is way more interesting lmao

Prog rock. I have a weird demographic of trans friends who are also into primus. Probably one of the only cis folks who both knows what progesterone and Progressive rock are. Lmao my bad, I have a habit of making jokes only I will probably get.

Your days are numbered French’s mustard. You know what you did

All these gay bitches wanna talk about Les Claypool. GIRL THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Where’s the trump brand narcan?

You send $300,000 or your gonna see your little Johnny spill his balls. You have 24 hours

Jet, Med-X and some Psycho should set you right

For a brief moment I wished I was illiterate so I could give a snarky response but then I realized

Very true, I’m just baffled at how many time I’ve seen them recommend, I just want to enjoy the subtle hints and stuff but I have this dumbass busted tongue.

What the fuck no spoilers

I’m seriously questioning my tastebuds because I have had almost every flavor and I remember them all tasting terribly.

It really does have the perfect feel for that huh? 🩷

IM SO PUMPED. I’m excited to see someone who kills it as much on stage as they do on paper!!!!

You ever want to rob a bank with your queer buddies and don’t know what soundtrack you’d need to do it to? Well I have the solution for you.

Gonna see you in Oakland in October <3 bringing my gaggle of punk queers with me.

Going in my “I hope someone in the distant future sees this without any context” file.

Deny your body, do 4 whip-its on the couch.