Tom Bombadildo

An infrared vision photo of the Predator labeled Redditor and he's saying, "Technically that's actually ephebophila."

I made this dumb meme years ago and now these people are in charge of the county.

The weird thing about the Clinton/Trump knob shine story is how easy it’s been for all of us to say “that sound right.”

I disagree with the post on every level, but their front page headlines are amazing

I need a feed that’s just this. Positive vibes, pet pics, people showing off their art or the food they cooked. An oasis from (wave everywhere so hard that I dislocate my shoulder)

The Dersh maintains relevance by regularly almost confessing to being a rapist

And what the shit is going on with the mustache soul patch combo on Cuomo? Is he in talks to have a small role in an upcoming musical about the early days of Warped Tour? Co-starring with Dax Shepherd as Chad Kroeger.

Best looking one of those that I’ve ever seen.
“Any plans this weekend?”
“Me and one of my shorter friend are going a little bit into the woods to hunt small animals. It can handle up to 2 rabbits on the roof rack provided we both empty our bladders. 4 if we take a shit.”

Adolf Hitler’s favorite socks: why his choice of blah blah who fucking cares what a dead monster loved. What he really really loved was rape. The rest is window dressing

It can only be Bubba the love sponge of “hulk hogan sex tape” fame. That dude was freaky deaky

It's not like they need it. Jesus, the gall

YouTube video by Elliott Smith - Topic King's Crossing

For the uninitiated

Elliot Smith’s “King’s Crossing” has been looping in my head so day and I don’t know if I dog be glad that it’s a good song or worried by the subject matter. Goddamn it’s a good song, though

Do yourself a favor, don’t bother with ladyfingers

This is the equivalent of saying the navy doesn’t turn a profit. That’s not what it’s for and it never was. I can give a guy 50 cents and birthday card and they will send it to anyone anywhere in the United States in a couple of days. It’s fucking miraculous

A Reddit post that reads “Jack Schlossberg, Kennedy Heir, to Seek Nadler's N.Y. Congressional Seat.” There’s a picture of Schlossberg. He looks like someone who plays lacrosse and has vigorously defended a frat brother who was accused of sexual assault

I don’t care how liberal his politics are. This chiseled fuck could sleep with a copy of the little red book under his pillow and I wouldn’t vote for him. No more dynasties

caption: game recognize game pic: nancy reagan shaking hands with donald trump in the 80's. both of them have very likely given sloppy toppy to bill clinton, which is why they are shaking hands. ronald reagan stands in the background wearing a tan fucking suit like the depraved piece of shit he ever was

I’m too busy being impressed with the quality of the filling/cookie separation. Flawless

I imagine them falling to the floor like you just ripped open a bag of skittles a little too hard

Yahweh has the grindset. He’s wrathmaxxing

It has sort of turned into “mayonnaise with stuff in it.”

What sort of shitass insurance do SAG members have?

I have one for my computer so I can rip everything and put it on a few hard drives. But I totally understand the urge to actually keep the originals. I just don’t have room in my home for them

Once you finish

“I’ll sleep when my clothes are folded”
(Never sleeps again)

The moment Sorkin positively mentioned Gilbert and Sullivan they should have yanked that show off the air then put all the merch and dvds in a deep hole and burned them.

Finding out you’ve been unknowingly using hate speech is fun every time

Seize abandoned office buildings and turn them into homeless shelters. No strings attached besides no using on site. Offer voluntary counseling and everything someone would need to rebuild. Counselors on site 24/7 to help prevent violence No moralizing and no threatening expulsion

2 public figures know for sure: AOC and Mamdani and I want a reporter to have the balls to ask them to confirm this. 1 public figure who does not? Fallon lol

As an aside, his appearances on letterman were amazing

I can’t recall a time when a tech journalist nearly caught me watching some guy blasting my wife. Truly the age of miracle and wonder

Yeah, me and the other computer science guys who are real and my friends agree and I totally understand.

I have to confess: when I can remember one of the small handful of terminal commands that I know I feel like a character in the Matrix