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Musings of the inertia-free
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26.02.2026 03:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0More like Justify My Purchase!
26.02.2026 00:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0went to the store
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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove β perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
diegetic autocannibalism. we love to see it, don't we, folks?
22.02.2026 00:33 β π 830 π 226 π¬ 4 π 5You son of a bitch. I'm in.
19.02.2026 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
18.02.2026 16:23 β π 40890 π 10886 π¬ 313 π 339Heck yeah we podcasted, you should listen to it when you get a few minutes
15.02.2026 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy #Valentines Day! I got you a #podcast! Don't worry about the title, we recorded on Fri the 13th. We talk #tech, #gaming, the RAM crisis driven by #AI bloat, #NoMansSky, #DiabloIV and as always for some reason #puppets (and #muppets)
shows.acast.com/pixels-and-p...
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
11.02.2026 22:03 β π 12071 π 4012 π¬ 78 π 194I asked him about it and he just stared at me as his security team pulled him away
12.02.2026 14:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks for supporting a Canadian printer, and for all you do
11.02.2026 03:48 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just as a fun experiment I divided this number by 8 billion and got $6500. I mention this for no reason.
10.02.2026 03:24 β π 293 π 95 π¬ 3 π 5areβ¦uhhβ¦are we the penis?
08.02.2026 03:08 β π 5027 π 849 π¬ 144 π 193everything is terrible so hereβs the swedish chef doing rapperβs delight
11.07.2025 03:28 β π 4866 π 1347 π¬ 154 π 112E! A! R! T! H! E! A! R! T! H! E! A! R! T! H!
07.02.2026 07:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I'ma still gonna bless you, but I'ma a not gonna like it"
05.02.2026 23:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She's gotta be Snow. I need to see that.
04.02.2026 00:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And James Arness as Matt Dillon
03.02.2026 17:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline: ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
02.02.2026 17:04 β π 5322 π 1544 π¬ 41 π 48Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
01.02.2026 15:40 β π 16702 π 4835 π¬ 93 π 73Our latest creation is off the slab and running amok in the lab
31.01.2026 15:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Catherine OβHara SCTV thread
youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...
Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
30.01.2026 18:31 β π 5280 π 774 π¬ 39 π 28It's fine, because ethical AI doesn't exist
30.01.2026 13:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone with a rudimentary understanding of editing will be able to tell you that they had to WORK to make this sequence hang together even to the extent that it does (which is to say: not super well). It's like that one scene from BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY but with the uncanny patina of AI slop.
29.01.2026 22:35 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Hope this isn't gonna turn into a "Johnny Reb" situation
29.01.2026 22:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love some tight close ups, smell that 1776 breath
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