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Andrew Walsh

@batphantom.bsky.social

Musings of the inertia-free

52 Followers  |  113 Following  |  216 Posts  |  Joined: 21.07.2023  |  2.2864

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Thank you for your service

26.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Justify My Purchase!

26.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

went to the store

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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

25.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5582    πŸ” 1040    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 16
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diegetic autocannibalism. we love to see it, don't we, folks?

22.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 830    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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a man with a beard says that he 'll take that as a yes ALT: a man with a beard says that he 'll take that as a yes
21.02.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You son of a bitch. I'm in.

19.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 40890    πŸ” 10886    πŸ’¬ 313    πŸ“Œ 339

Heck yeah we podcasted, you should listen to it when you get a few minutes

15.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pixels and Puppets S04E03: The Ed Gein Cinematic Universe | Pixels and Puppets Friday the 13th eh?

Happy #Valentines Day! I got you a #podcast! Don't worry about the title, we recorded on Fri the 13th. We talk #tech, #gaming, the RAM crisis driven by #AI bloat, #NoMansSky, #DiabloIV and as always for some reason #puppets (and #muppets)

shows.acast.com/pixels-and-p...

14.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest

THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again

12.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4293    πŸ” 877    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 16
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

11.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12071    πŸ” 4012    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 194

I asked him about it and he just stared at me as his security team pulled him away

12.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for supporting a Canadian printer, and for all you do

11.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just as a fun experiment I divided this number by 8 billion and got $6500. I mention this for no reason.

10.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 293    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
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are…uhh…are we the penis?

08.02.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5027    πŸ” 849    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 193
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

11.07.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4866    πŸ” 1347    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 112

E! A! R! T! H! E! A! R! T! H! E! A! R! T! H!

07.02.2026 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'ma still gonna bless you, but I'ma a not gonna like it"

05.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's gotta be Snow. I need to see that.

04.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And James Arness as Matt Dillon

03.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: 
HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY
Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline:
ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline: ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

02.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5322    πŸ” 1544    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 48

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16702    πŸ” 4835    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 73

Our latest creation is off the slab and running amok in the lab

31.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
30.01.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit
YouTube video by The Second City SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread

youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

30.01.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3446    πŸ” 1022    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 48

Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.

30.01.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5280    πŸ” 774    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 28

It's fine, because ethical AI doesn't exist

30.01.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone with a rudimentary understanding of editing will be able to tell you that they had to WORK to make this sequence hang together even to the extent that it does (which is to say: not super well). It's like that one scene from BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY but with the uncanny patina of AI slop.

29.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope this isn't gonna turn into a "Johnny Reb" situation

29.01.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love some tight close ups, smell that 1776 breath

29.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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