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Navigating thru life one shit show at a time

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Theyโ€™d be fools to follow thru with that F-35 purchase. Too expensive for Chinese-compromised tech, besides Saab wants to build Canadian Gripens in Canada.

As an American watching my country circling the drain thanks to a fascist shitbag, Iโ€™d warn others to avoid doing business with us for now.

16.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually, only one is.

Jaredโ€™s middle name is Dino.

16.11.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buh bye, Jared!

That guy clearly demonstrated that if this was 1776, heโ€™d be too much of a coward to openly side with the Patriots.

Meanwhile, Collins demonstrated her full-throated Loyalist creds. She lost any and all right to evoke Margaret Chase Smithโ€™s name.

16.11.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck no!

DoorDash deliveries by actual human bicyclists, absolutely. But job stealing robots taking up space reserved for cycling commuters is a hard no.

I eagerly await any and all lawsuits that arise out of this.

16.11.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You guys may want to rethink your profile logo.

Iโ€™m over here doom scrolling without glasses on and mistook you guys for CBS long enough for me to start shitposting how CBS now stands for Cowards Backing Shitler and how youโ€™re becoming a propaganda mouthpiece.

That said, my bad.

15.11.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when Harvey Weinstein suddenly became frail and infirm in a desperate attempt to gain sympathy?
I wonder when Trump and MAGA make the pivot from "healthiest President to ever live" to "shame on you for harassing this frail senior citizen! Dems hate the elderly!!!"
I give it a week.

15.11.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3778    ๐Ÿ” 576    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 190    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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GB News UK - Bias and Credibility QUESTIONABLE SOURCE A questionable source exhibitsย one or more of the following: extreme bias, consistent promotion of propaganda/conspiracies, poor or no

Holy shit! And I thought FOX News in the US was badโ€ฆ

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15.11.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck that lying poser.

He gets free healthcare even after he voted to effectively strip affordable healthcare for millions of others.

Somebody tell that dick-vaporlocked fraud to retire already.

15.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, somebody ask her plastic surgeon if they were going for Jacob Elordiโ€™s look in Frankenstein.

15.11.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since CBS is now owned by a failed actor/Ellison nepo baby thatโ€™s pushing their transition from journalism to right wing propaganda, I wonโ€™t be watching anything they air or publish online.

And Bari Weiss? Sheโ€™s to journalism what stage 4 cancer is to lifespan.

15.11.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right now, Starbucks CEO is making 6,666 times more than what their median employee wage is.

If people arenโ€™t boycotting businesses that pay their employees so little, they should be.

15.11.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should be obvious by now to everyone with a functioning brain that all of Shitler cabinet appointees are there to subvert and undermine the very agencies theyโ€™re supposedly tasked to oversee in good faith.

15.11.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bahahahahahaha!

Riiiiight.

Oh, btwโ€ฆ #BoycottCBS for bending the knee to a fascist thug and turning itself into a MAGA propaganda operation.

14.11.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.

14.11.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3784    ๐Ÿ” 878    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

If that grifting imbecile thinks history is going to remember him as being anything other than the greedy, self-centered bigot that he truly is, itโ€™s because he thinks he can pay for a better narrative.

14.11.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#BoycottParamount
#BoycottCBS

Seriously, fuck those fascist choads. Most especially that failed actor/nepo baby thatโ€™s actively transforming CBS News from a reputable news outlet to full-throated MAGA mouthpiece.

14.11.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#BoycottCBS

Cowards Backing Shitler seems to forget that they bent the knee to protect a fucking merger.

Now that you have a far right glory hole attendant for โ€œEditor-in-Chief,โ€ your descent into a propagandizing clown show will only hasten.

14.11.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least Angus got that pinky promise!

Amirite?!

13.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#BoycottCBS

Youโ€™re now only trusted to be Shitlerโ€™s propaganda mouthpiece.

You hired a right wing glory hole attendant for Editor in Chief who thinks that maintaining journalistic standards is bad for business.

Thatโ€™s after you sold your integrity to protect a merger.

Fuck off.

13.11.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That should be painfully obvious to anybody with an IQ higher than a cabbage.

13.11.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re going to fight Caliโ€™s map while doing nothing about Texasโ€™s map because theyโ€™re a bunch of fascist crooks.

Hope Bondi gets that lengthy prison sentence she so richly deserves.

13.11.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IIRC, only one of those teams actually had Cy Young on their roster.

13.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish you good luck!

Everyone too smart for a red hat knows that the only thing that LePlague brings to the table is ignorance and bigotry.

13.11.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL!

#RightWingProjection

13.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#BoycottCBS

Now that your full-throated, right wing glory hole attendant of a Propagandist in Chief wants to get rid of actual journalism standards, you clowns can no longer be trusted to be anything other thanโ€ฆwell, right wing glory hole attendants.

12.11.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got put on a moderation list a while back for using a profile pic that showed that underneath Shitlerโ€™s shitty combover is in fact a dickhead.

I changed my profile pic and let them know and the flag was removed.

12.11.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Um, no.

Any particular reason why youโ€™re trying to pass off AI bullshit as the real thing?

12.11.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yet again, that choleric pile of shit will claim credit for solving a problem heโ€™s mainly responsible for.

12.11.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s like late stage Caligula.

Now that heโ€™s spending his mornings crying on FauxNews about how mean the left is, Iโ€™m wondering how long it is before his switches parties and starts wearing red hats.

12.11.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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