OH at Carbon 17 🏳️‍⚧️

Me in a yellow floral dress wearing white sneakers

I like this dress.

The mystery that is me.

Stranger: I work for a bank doing bank investigation stuff.
Me: Oh you submit FinCEN reports. Cool.
Her: How the hell do you know that?

I'm gonna end up on some list at Treasury.

I think the frat boy salmon shorts is just 🤌

White people,this is how you use your privilege for fun and good.

think of the potential ad campaign: “with adderall and monster energy, i’ve finally got what it takes to liberate the humans i keep in bondage!” [beat] “but i won’t because this is america!”

[a joint partnership between core civic, merck, and the monster energy corporation]

And we know exactly which two are champing at the bit. :(

Gotcha. Hence the "formally".

Come and go at the same time.

Wasn't the petition for cert filed like a month ago? I've read it before today.

If you recognize these, then you should schedule that colonoscopy.

For me, it's whatever I downloaded from Napster. Probably Radiohead B-sides.

Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is

Yep, it's worse than West Beirut.

TL;DR: “Your ability to live fully, safely, and with dignity is negotiable if it gets us more votes.”

BUILD A BOTTOM CHOOSE ME TAKE ME HOME NAME ME STUFF ME

Tough but fair.

I should get me one of them King's Counsel gigs. Sounds pretty sweet.

Had to hold my tongue when a group of cis liberal women started praising her. It really did have the "you can't just exclude people because they don't agree with you 100%". I wanted to, but didn't, say "The hell I can't."

"Mein Führer, I can walk!" (cue "We'll Meet Again")

And not to pull the trans card, but I avoid docs-in-a-box because of the look I get when the nurse sees my med list (Every fucking time). So, I love my GP and she loves me, so I'm seeing if she'll do it.

This right here is what the cis don't get.

Feel sick for a couple of days, cough yourself into hoarseness for a couple of days, and now work wants a doc note. Thing is, felt terrible, got better, but couldn't talk which is like75% of my job now.

This picture brings me joy.

Maybe shoving more progesterone up my ass will help. Couldn't hurt.

I thought about that but since it's Federal agents (national guard possibly under federal control) in DC, probably superfluous since you don't have to use the 14th to hook it to a state's action. 5th should be fine, but probably use cases from state action that did have to use it.

Can we call them "Big Balls Patrol"?

I'm not even a lawyer and it took me fifteen seconds to realize if he does what he really is saying he'd immediately have
4th A. (search and seizure)
5th A. (due process)
Since it would be an arrest maybe some 6th A. problems
and slide in the 8th A. just to be belts and suspenders sure.

It's hard not to be a nihilist lately.

He secretly pledged loyalty to the Emperor in 1943?

I don't think there is. Tuscaloosa Library has wifi but that's assuming you don't need private space.

Louder for those in the back.

iirc, Athens isn't the most efficiently planned city on the planet. And always some idiot jumping out from behind a bulldog statue to cross the street.

I was gonna say, kids must be back. Tuscaloosa is basically Mad Max for the first few weeks of the summer.

Kids from one stoplight towns now have to drive in the "big city". And they suck at it.

I'll make time. hugs!