Endless Dumber

Beis.
Bol.
Cats.

Hey, careful! That’s my lucky stabbin’ glove!

Is Apple baseball coverage always this bad?

It's so cool how across all developed democracies the marginal voter is basically a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the world except the price of ground beef and the contents of the last 3 instagram reels they watched.

Avowed billionaire honk Kim Kelly

The lesson?
Never cooperate with NCAA investigators. UNC knows, too.

Cop is keeping an eye out for meddling local podcasters.

Half my conservative college peers act like Jimmy Carter personally came to their house and shot their dogs and sullied their grandmothers’ honor. The other half swear Ted Kennedy reading words Bork wrote made them fascists.

Just like all the conservatives who pinpoint The Borkening as their moment of radicalization.

I have decided that the source of my grievance politics for the rest of my life will be Tim Walz being denied the vice presidency.

More His mom, but sure.

Bob Davie at a pre-expansion Sheetz.

Most days I’m swell, and others I’m nifty.
Ask anyone.

Luttig is communicating vastly more clearly and honestly about Roberts and Scotus than most Democratic officials are. It’s absolutely flabbergasting.

Dear Agent Scully:
Did not appreciate your lawyer’s tone…

Bullwinkel voice: “Could somebody put me out? I seem to be on fire!”

“Why doesn’t Johnny care?”

“Then Mary’s head is lit on fire.”

“Go to hell?! After all he did for you?!”

MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!

Every bit from Warrior of the Lost World.

Confederate statues are “history” but a rainbow crosswalk dedicated to victims of a mass shooting is “political.”

Tremendous crossover move right here:

Happy Pride Weekend, Austin.

Get indemnification for data breaches.

Social media is depressing, Vol. 1 Billion.
FB notified me that it’s the birthday of a friend who died by suicide this past December 26. Thanks, Zuck.

As an absolute sucker for mascot logos adapted to hockey, I support.

The same people who insist on employees returning to office insist those same employees train their AI replacements.
I love this for them.

Like any intelligent fascist, Yarvin doesn’t care about his ideas being exposed as incoherent. He cares about his ideas being treated as part of civilised discourse, when they are beyond the pale. Fascists are to be condemned outright, not treated as debating partners.

I can’t see Austin Butler in anything without immediately thinking of the marzipan sketch from SNL.

Cow Tools Bliog

Trump: It’s WOKE to discuss “how bad slavery was.”

Lincoln: “Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword…”

The most boring season of Jack Reacher yet: Jack Reacher Guards Pete Hegseth's Ex-Wife's Second Home

“And another one”

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