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linkedin PLEASE stop sending me emails recommending i add a uncw frat dude i hooked up with in 2019 on ur stupid website i don’t need to be reminded of who i was back then!!!

hi this is embarrassing and i know this is a small platform but we r in the shitter, hell is here on earth etc, please send around or donate if u can gofund.me/94680559

honestly it’s soooo fun to not give into passive aggression and just pretend like you don’t notice it at all

turns out all i had to do to manage problem behaviors in my classroom was bribe them with promises of bad pop music

married privilege is getting a spotify duo plan. and health insurance

Looking forward to all the scolding op-eds about how the left refuses to debate whether HIV causes AIDS

proof i’m cosmically cursed: today was the worst and now i’ve lost my voice when i’m supposed to help leading kaddish and aleinu at shabbat tomorrow. i’m gonna freak OUTTTTT

no longer consumed by the big hot take machine in the sky, now grass and fresh air is my best friend

Damn Netflix has no respect for history they turned the guy who fucked dudes gay

after three full lease terms my landlord banned inside smoking. truly the end of an important era. would not have graduated without those inside cigarettes

in a new era (appreciating the world around me, experiencing awe wonder joy etc, weeping for the great blue heron that i see every time i go on a walk)

why do these parents send their sick freaking kids to school

sucks shit

what if i just keep growing the mullet out to like waist length but keep the front short

i love the placebo effect

i’m NOT in gastrointestinal distress about going to the doctor in fact i am RADICALLY ACCEPTING that it will make me late to work

bringing my dbt cheat sheet to the function. all the homies hate how wise my mind is

yes it’s true my one broad goal this year is to be normaler. the subgoals are just have fun and calm down

11 cries so far! i thought by this age i would not be a crybaby but i think it’s just my personality now

doing a cry log in 2024 so i can make a really funny powerpoint this december

now we’re cooking with gas

it should be illegal to do anything but chill and hang out when it’s gross and rainy outside :-(

not to sub post but 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

sooo yucky to see someone who like four months ago freaked out and said a bunch of awful gross shit in response to me and one other person literally just saying we weren’t attracted men trying to pretend to be a butch on lex to get laid now. lol

MOOD

my favorite thing about being alive is the constant sludge

nvm it’s just a bad flu but i feel like i’m going cr*zy

you ever maybe have meningitis lol

me bumping up to this almost 2 million dollar home in our busted ass prius blasting free bird >