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A satire account simplifying the headlines of real news stories.

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Trump admin removes Pride flag from Stonewall monument in โ€œdeliberate act of erasureโ€ โ€” LGBTQ Nation The administration had already banned the Trans Pride flag and the Progress Pride flag from flying at the monument. Tuesday, February 10, 2026 Stonewall National Monument sign | The National Park Serv...

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#TrumpAdministration continues #Fascist goals of removing all color from #USHistory

#StonewallCannotBeErased
#Pride
#DEIisthesoulofamerica

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Plastic surgeon association defies other medical associations by opposing trans health care โ€” LGBTQ Nation The group based its statement on two heavily biased reports from the U.K. and the U.S. Wednesday, February 04, 2026 A plastic surgeon draws upon an adult patient seeking eyelid surgery. | Shutterstock...

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#AmericanSocietyofPlasticSurgeons updates #MedicallyNecessary standards for #Transhealthcare: โ€œickโ€ and โ€œOmg, I just donโ€™t like themโ€ with a little bit of โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong with Christian Nationalism?โ€ form basis for new recommendations

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Students will be disciplined for ICE walkouts despite Florida state guidance โ€” USA TODAY The school board chair and superintendent of Brevard warned that students who participated in walkouts against ICE would be punished.

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#Florida threatens โ€œthat will go on your permanent record!โ€ while every #MillenialParent laughs

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04.02.2026 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GOP candidate calls for executing parents & doctors who help trans kids โ€” LGBTQ Nation โ€œI know thatโ€™s gonna make peopleโ€™s ears ring, but thatโ€™s a gross great sin.โ€ Thursday, January 29, 2026 Tennessee state Rep. Monty Fritts (R), who is running for governor, has said heโ€™d like a law to ...

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#Tennessee #StateRep tells Nation to accept #ChristianNationalism

#TransRights
#wearenotachristiannation

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29.01.2026 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Madnessโ€™: two US citizens violently detained by ICE in Minnesota, officials say โ€” Guardian US Two Target employees forced to the ground, then into SUV, then dumped in different parking lot

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#Target welcomes #Ice #Gestapo as customers flee

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13.01.2026 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bush judge rules that Christian teachers can out trans kids if they want to โ€” LGBTQ Nation He said a district policy banning teachers from disclosing private information about trans kids violated the teachers' religious exercise rights. Wednesday, December 24, 2025 A federal judge in Califo...

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Another US Judge allows โ€œChristiansโ€ to hurt children because their โ€œChristianityโ€ requires it

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24.12.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Instructor who gave U of Oklahoma student a zero on anti-trans paper removed from teaching โ€” Advocate Graduate assistant Mel Curth found Samantha Fulnecky's paper unscientific and offensive in referring to trans people as

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#UniversityofOklahama lowers academic standards for โ€œChristianโ€ student who cannot read or write

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23.12.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FDA threatens companies selling binders: They want to โ€œcontrol every ounce of trans peopleโ€™s livesโ€ โ€” LGBTQ Nation As part of the HHS move against gender-affirming care, the FDA has sent letters to 12 companies. Monday, December 22, 2025 Following the announcement from the Department of Health and Human Services (...

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#FDA attempts to ban some methods of covering #Breasts saying, โ€œItโ€™s our God given right to gawk at titties.โ€

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22.12.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hate group scores victory & forces foster agency to stop requiring parents to affirm LGBTQ+ kids โ€” LGBTQ Nation The hate group celebrated that families who think

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#HateGroups allowed to harm children as long as their #Religion tells them to

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22.12.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Texas unveils โ€œtip lineโ€ to report & send pictures of suspected trans women using the restroom โ€” LGBTQ Nation The form lets people reporting trans bathroom users submit up to 5 photos even though taking pictures in restrooms is illegal. Thursday, December 18, 2025 Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaks agai...

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#Texas encourages taking and sharing pictures of women in #PublicRestrooms

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18.12.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HHS moves to slash funding and access to care for transgender minors โ€” NBC News The proposals announced Thursday would bar hospitals that receive federal funding from providing transition-related care to minors.

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#TrumpAdministration continues to push #Nazi #GenderIdeology

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18.12.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Kegseth committed #Warcrimes

13.12.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a reminder:

The #TrumpAdministration bailed out #Argentina and is buying farmersโ€™ votes with a #Bailout for the economy #Trump caused with #Tarrifs.

But the #Americans who provide #Publicservice are getting bent over on their #Studentloaninterest.

The #GOP never puts #AmericaFirst.

13.12.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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#DOL rabbi tells employees that gay marriage is wrong and that bakers who โ€œdonโ€™t likeโ€ gay marriage are all good

#separationofchurchandstate

10.12.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Labor Department social media campaign depicts a White male workforce โ€” The Washington Post The campaign has drawn scrutiny, with critics saying it is not realistically portraying the countryโ€™s diversity and is sending messages that feel exclusionary.

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1935 German Sues Department of Labor for Copyright Infringement

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07.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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7 Million Protesters Waiting for Their Paychecks in Solidarity with #Federalworkers

#WeHateHimForFree

19.10.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don Lemon telling people to arm themselves against ICE sparks MAGA fury โ€” Newsweek The ex-CNN anchor was speaking on podcast The Left Hook with Wajahat Ali when he made the comments.

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#MAGA Turns Against #SecondAmendment Fearing Brown People Will Defend Their Homes and Lives Against the Government

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18.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Itโ€™s revoltingโ€™: More Young Republican chat members out of jobs as condemnation intensifies โ€” POLITICO POLITICO report on private Telegram chat filled with racist slurs and tropes ignites debate from New York to Washington.

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#JDVance hiels #racist, #homophobic, #antisemetic, #transphobic #GOP members in a move that surprised no one

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15.10.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ—
-NRA

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The Murder of People with Disabilities | Holocaust Encyclopedia At the beginning of WWII, people with mental or physical disabilities were targeted for murder in what the Nazis called the T-4, or "euthanasia," program.

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#ProFascist #TrumpAdministration is targeting people with disabilities as #Project2025 moves towards 1939.

Itโ€™s not hyperbole, itโ€™s a plan to slowly make the country comfortable with more and more discrimination.

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13.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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#Chicago has #IceBarbie pissing herself

04.10.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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According to Pete Hegseth, Itโ€™s โ€œBraveโ€ to Attack Innocent People โ€” Esquire Closing a Biden-administration review, the Secretary of Defense is allowing the soldiers who committed the Wounded Knee Massacre to keep their military honors.

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In #HegsethsArmy the #MurderofCivilians is Brave and Award-Worthy Instead of a #Warcrime

#currentevents #Notjusthistory

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30.09.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heritage Foundation Uses Bogus Stat to Push a Trans Terrorism Classification โ€” WIRED By inflating numbers and narrowing definitions, Heritage promotes a false link between transgender identity and violence in its push for the FBI to create a new terrorism category.

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Country Left #Unsurprised as #HeritageFoundation #FabricatesLies Again and Again

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28.09.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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#Congress Declares #October14 #Celebrate #Dead #Fascists Day

#CharlieKirk
#GOP
#Donโ€™tForgetTheEpsteinFiles

19.09.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jimmy Kimmel and ABC reportedly fail to agree on deal to bring back late-night show โ€” Philadelphia Inquirer Jimmy Kimmel and ABC reportedly fail to agree on deal to bring back late-night show

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#Nexstar Urges Urgent Approval of #Merger Citing Promise to #Fรผhrer Demolish #FreeSpeech if Granted #MoreControl

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19.09.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The White House Peace Vigil, after standing for decades, is dismantled โ€” The Washington Post Parts of the vigil were removed earlier this month after Trump ordered, โ€œTake it down.โ€ On Thursday night, only the vigil volunteers and some signs remained.

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#FarRight #wannabedictator suppresses #FreeSpeech

#Peace
#FirstAmendment

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19.09.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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The #DOEd Deletes the Ed and Accepts A God: Only the #White, #Cis, #Male, #Cosplay #Christian #God

โ€œ#TurningPointUSAโ€ฆis more resolved than ever to advance God-centered, virtuous education for students flourishing across our nation,โ€ -Hertzberg, Chief SS Officer

#WWHitlerD

19.09.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
FCC Chair Threatens Jimmy Kimmel Over Charlie Kirk Monologue Comments; ABC Pulls Show โ€” The Hollywood Reporter ABC has suspend 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' in the wake of Brendan Carr threatening ABC affiliates following the late-night host's comments about the suspected Kirk shooter's politics.

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We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it

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18.09.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Karoline Leavitt Touts Bizarre Holy Sign After Charlie Kirkโ€™s Death โ€” The Daily Beast Trumpโ€™s press secretary shared a bonkers post to her Instagram Stories on Tuesday. Published Sep. 16 2025 11:46PM EDT President Donald Trumpโ€™s Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt shared a bizarre post on...

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#NadWife #karolineLeavitt tragically #delusional after extensive exposure to #oldman with #severedementia

#Nazi #TradWife
#AreWeStillBlamingMoldyBread?
#charliekirk
#nowhitewashing

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17.09.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE officer fatally shoots man during traffic stop in Chicago suburb, authorities say โ€” WBEZ Chicago U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers were conducting โ€œtargeted law enforcement activityโ€ in Franklin Park when they stopped the vehicle, according to a statement from the agency.

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#TrumpAdministration causes shooting of #ICEAgent: #casestudy shows #FederalAgents safer when #public trusts them

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