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#TrumpAdministration continues #Fascist goals of removing all color from #USHistory
#StonewallCannotBeErased
#Pride
#DEIisthesoulofamerica
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#TrumpAdministration continues #Fascist goals of removing all color from #USHistory
#StonewallCannotBeErased
#Pride
#DEIisthesoulofamerica
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#AmericanSocietyofPlasticSurgeons updates #MedicallyNecessary standards for #Transhealthcare: โickโ and โOmg, I just donโt like themโ with a little bit of โWhatโs wrong with Christian Nationalism?โ form basis for new recommendations
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#Florida threatens โthat will go on your permanent record!โ while every #MillenialParent laughs
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#Tennessee #StateRep tells Nation to accept #ChristianNationalism
#TransRights
#wearenotachristiannation
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#Target welcomes #Ice #Gestapo as customers flee
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Another US Judge allows โChristiansโ to hurt children because their โChristianityโ requires it
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#UniversityofOklahama lowers academic standards for โChristianโ student who cannot read or write
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#FDA attempts to ban some methods of covering #Breasts saying, โItโs our God given right to gawk at titties.โ
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#HateGroups allowed to harm children as long as their #Religion tells them to
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#Texas encourages taking and sharing pictures of women in #PublicRestrooms
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#TrumpAdministration continues to push #Nazi #GenderIdeology
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#Kegseth committed #Warcrimes
Just a reminder:
The #TrumpAdministration bailed out #Argentina and is buying farmersโ votes with a #Bailout for the economy #Trump caused with #Tarrifs.
But the #Americans who provide #Publicservice are getting bent over on their #Studentloaninterest.
The #GOP never puts #AmericaFirst.
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#DOL rabbi tells employees that gay marriage is wrong and that bakers who โdonโt likeโ gay marriage are all good
#separationofchurchandstate
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1935 German Sues Department of Labor for Copyright Infringement
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7 Million Protesters Waiting for Their Paychecks in Solidarity with #Federalworkers
#WeHateHimForFree
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#MAGA Turns Against #SecondAmendment Fearing Brown People Will Defend Their Homes and Lives Against the Government
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#JDVance hiels #racist, #homophobic, #antisemetic, #transphobic #GOP members in a move that surprised no one
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#ProFascist #TrumpAdministration is targeting people with disabilities as #Project2025 moves towards 1939.
Itโs not hyperbole, itโs a plan to slowly make the country comfortable with more and more discrimination.
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#Chicago has #IceBarbie pissing herself
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In #HegsethsArmy the #MurderofCivilians is Brave and Award-Worthy Instead of a #Warcrime
#currentevents #Notjusthistory
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Country Left #Unsurprised as #HeritageFoundation #FabricatesLies Again and Again
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#Congress Declares #October14 #Celebrate #Dead #Fascists Day
#CharlieKirk
#GOP
#DonโtForgetTheEpsteinFiles
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#Nexstar Urges Urgent Approval of #Merger Citing Promise to #Fรผhrer Demolish #FreeSpeech if Granted #MoreControl
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#FarRight #wannabedictator suppresses #FreeSpeech
#Peace
#FirstAmendment
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The #DOEd Deletes the Ed and Accepts A God: Only the #White, #Cis, #Male, #Cosplay #Christian #God
โ#TurningPointUSAโฆis more resolved than ever to advance God-centered, virtuous education for students flourishing across our nation,โ -Hertzberg, Chief SS Officer
#WWHitlerD
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We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it
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#NadWife #karolineLeavitt tragically #delusional after extensive exposure to #oldman with #severedementia
#Nazi #TradWife
#AreWeStillBlamingMoldyBread?
#charliekirk
#nowhitewashing
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#TrumpAdministration causes shooting of #ICEAgent: #casestudy shows #FederalAgents safer when #public trusts them
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